Mmmm. Connie... Nice.... Ahem... who the hell puts maple syrup on bacon? Yeesh...
Although, try making a mega sandwich. Take at least 3 slices of bread, and add peanut butter (not crunchy), jam, salad cream, ketchup, hot pepper sauce, and whatever takes your fancy (curry powder is good). Doesn't matter on order or position. Is incredibly wrong, and yet tastes amazing. Got that one from Red Dwarf. I was young and completely drunk, but it works well.
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing