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Geek Culture / The Big List of Oxymorons 1.0

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HZence
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*cough* Yeah. It's 2 A.M. and I'm bored. So here's a thread about oxymorons - every time you think of one/hear/see/crap one, just post it. If ya feel like it.

Oxymoron #1. Microsoft Works.
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Eric T
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Military Intellegence

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lol, hmm... let's see:

Quote: "50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works
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Sorry, had to do that just to ruin this thread
That's a pretty standard list found in about a million places and I probably wouldn't have posted it had you not put "Microsoft Works" as the #1 oxymoron

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Oh, and just for fun, let's see how many places we can find that hosts that list. I'll start us off:

http://s-2000.com/jokes/ind/81.html
http://www.bouldertherapist.com/html/humor/WordPlays/50_oxymorons.htm
http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/oxymorons.htm
http://www.cobalt-blue.com/humor/oxy.htm
http://www.secretmotive.com/fun/plainfunny/top_50_oxymorons.asp
http://www.geocities.com/kashalinka/ReadingRm/jokes/oxymorons.html
http://www.afund.com/afundA98oxy.htm
http://www.professorcornbread.com/humor/jokes/oxymorons.php
http://soli.inav.net/~catalyst/Humor/oxymoron.htm
http://www.funy.net/otherjokes772.htm

That's the whole first page of a google search and believe me they continue for page after page of search results. Mind you, they're always the exact same list as well lol.

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Damn. Couldn't you have at least pretended to not have known that...

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>=D

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British fashion

oi...

*looks at what he's wearing*

oh ok then...

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OH oh, no I have forgotten.
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Rap music



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Microsoft Help
Free donations
Evil Church (its another one of dem dere oxy moron dudes..lol..)

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Rap music...haha. that is fuh knee.

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dislocated bones

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Pretty ugly
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Un Dead (warcraft 3)
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Quote: "Apple Computer
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that is f***** funny sh*t

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Glad somebody enjoys it

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I enjoy it.

Half Full

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Half Empty

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Advanced Microsoft

As heard in the MSN8 TV ads.

The more you see, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you see.
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oki, u all may bang my backside for asking this (wtf?! u didn't know Solidz?!)..


... but err.. wats an Oxymoron actually?

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cleave

1. to hold to

2. to cut

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say what?

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An oxymoron is something that contradicts it self..exmaple: "act naturally". Well..for one, why do you need to ACT naturally? Acting is NOT to be natural..er..if you don't get it go read a dictionary lol.

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Jumbo Shrimp , Icey Hot

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Final Fantasy 9

Teenage Male Geek + Female Remotly Intersted in Common Geek Activities = Teenage Male Jackass
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Final Fantasy 2.
Final Fantasy 3.
Final Fantasy 4.
Final Fantasy 5.
Final Fantasy 6.
Final Fantasy 7. (which rocked!)
Final Fantasy 8.
(already said).
Final Fantasy 10.
Final Fantasy 11.

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...I don't get it

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me too.. (Final Fantasy?)

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It was called final fantasy, but it wasn't final was it - because each one wasn't the last one.


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Microsoft Works

lmao

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short pants; long shorts
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good parenting
friendly neighbor
3dsmax interface
good intentions

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soft porn

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uh uh uh i think i got it..


.. bouncing titties

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???

even odds

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Quote: "It was called final fantasy, but it wasn't final was it - because each one wasn't the last one.
"

That's still not an oxymoron though, oxymoron's are to do with a 'phrase' not something that happens.

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useful oxymoron

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Oxymorons are actually when you put 2 opposites together to form a phrase.

EDIT

Sorry, thats the best type of oxymoron (I think), but they can just be words that contridict themselves.

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Seedless Melon.

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I got some that, I think, have not yet been mentioned:


Gulf War Vetran

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Ok I haven't seen a decent oxymoron since my last post other than "even odds".

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And the Best one of All..........


DarkBASIC Professional




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Exeat: "That's still not an oxymoron though, oxymoron's are to do with a 'phrase' not something that happens"

That's not something that happened, it's the title of the video game. If it really was a "final fantasy" they would have stopped at one but they're still making them...so it's an oxymoron!!! you're an oxymoron too

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Mouse: "Seedless Melon."

How the heck is that an oxymoron?

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microwave oven

hmm..

how 'bout this.. BAT MAN

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'How the heck is that an oxymoron?'

Just like all the others.

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Oh, that explains it...? Lol.

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