Sorry your browser is not supported!

You are using an outdated browser that does not support modern web technologies, in order to use this site please update to a new browser.

Browsers supported include Chrome, FireFox, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer 10+ or Microsoft Edge.

Geek Culture / how to make teh gamez?!

Author
Message
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 07:21
Link
hewo i'm a n00b to dark BASICS proffy version and i need know how i make gamez? or appz. i want know how make mario 64 and a half! you give codez! i know you have teh codze!!! give me teh codez now so i can sell its and make teh money!!? also i need kno wear i download free gamez but it not illegal ok? ok thank you YOU GIVE TEH CODEZ

ok bye





(http://www.darkbasicpro.com/apollo/view.php?t=13879&b=4 in case you're wondering...)
SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 07:45
Link
That was quite possibly the FUNNIEST post I've ever read My lungs hurt..is there a doctor in the house?

~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Ian T
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: Around
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 07:52
Link
LOL! That is EXACTLY how Da Codez looked. Man, that was funny... excellent man, excellent

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
Back to top
Profile PM
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 08:02
Link
No..even better...



~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 08:19
Link
ok now how u delete registree keeez? how u make a proggy delete an anti-virus proggy? if you tell me i uze for good i promise i not make virus oak-A?

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Ermes
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 27th May 2003
Location: ITALIA
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 15:55
Link
Well, i help you : try to search trough the menu's icons of dbpro, you will find:

1) Press "M" key to build a Mario Game
2) press "F" key to build a FinalFantasy game
3) Press "T" key to build a Tomb Raider game
ecc ecc

after hitting the right key, you have to talk in your mouse like a microphone, telling at dbpro what are the specs of your game.

Just wait a minute while DBPRO make sounds, graphics, engine program and testing a bit the game.

Then, DBPRO will ask you to test the game.If you like that, then tell at your copy of DBPRO, via mouse's microphone, you enjoy the game.

During the night, DBPRO will mail the prog and place it in the showcase, so we can play it.

I think it works like this.

Free Download for a Free World
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Joeyjoejoe Shabadoo
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th May 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 16:02
Link
Or for the best game ever hit alt+f4 then it will do everything for you. Read you mind make the game, mail it to all your freindz, get it published. And after that the DB window should close and your game should start up.

This sig is poinless. Poin poin poin poin!
Back to top
Profile PM
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 17:10
Link
Quote: "Wha?? dat scrwd meh system and didn't mahke a gameh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 18:01
Link
wat theh hell is wrong with u guys?!?! Come on he is a newbie!!! This happens every time! Some one needs to explain correctly!!
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 18:04
Link
actually this is too funny to be a newbie's post.....probably a joke.
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 18:05
Link
lol! mario 64 and a half........
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 19:16
Link
They are making Mario 128 currently...

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 19:21
Link
LOL i just remembered something. A guy asks my friend wat games he has and my friend is like, i have doom 64, and the guy says "they made that many dooms?"
lol
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 19:26
Link
Hah..

Mario 128? Er..thats a joke only for the nerds ^_^...What happened to Mario 96?! Oh well..I still need to play Super Mario Sunshine.

~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Ermes
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 27th May 2003
Location: ITALIA
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 19:31
Link
Well, i've heard at nintendo are developing mario 256, you control mario with an anal probe connected via gamepad port, for make jump mario, you have to fart, bigger the fast higher mario jumps!!!
Moving your ass on the chair, you can control mario directions.
So, you have your hands free for making shave, or passing your hand trough your hair, or whatever you want!!!!!

Free Download for a Free World
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Ermes
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 27th May 2003
Location: ITALIA
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 19:38
Link
.. Hzence isn't a newbie...

Free Download for a Free World
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 19:39
Link
Kanzure: Sunshine is the worst Mario yet. Even Mario Party 4 is better!

Ermes: Yeh, i am on the Nintendo beta team and they are gonna make somethin like that

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Ian T
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: Around
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 20:40
Link
Ermes-- lol, I bet some people would actually believe that

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
Back to top
Profile PM
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 21:31
Link
No it's true!!!

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 21:53
Link
Quote: "Kanzure: Sunshine is the worst Mario yet. Even Mario Party 4 is better!"

*GASP* ... I hate Mario Party!

~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 21:57
Link
I know, but the new mini-games can be addictive...

If you want me to rephrase, here we go

Kanzure: Sunshine is the worst Mario yet. Even Mario GOLF is better!

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 21:59
Link
Theres a mario galf? o_O

I have yet to play Paper Mario :p

~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 22:01
Link
paper mario if i believe is o.k. i only played it once. I am currently addicted to Super Mario Kart 64. Can't wait for Mario Kart : Double Dash!!!

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 22:04
Link
I'm addicted to Super Mario 64 & Banjo Kazooie/Tooie

~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 22:10
Link
Beat Tooie twice i think, could never get hang of kazooie when i rented it... Mario 64 is good to, that addiction got interupted when i started kart 64

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 22:36
Link
hoo karez aboot dat?!?! i needz to nose how to make teh gamez!!!!!! i make best game evR!!! u give me codez and and and u give me teh! now!

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Ermes
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 27th May 2003
Location: ITALIA
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 23:45
Link
Oh ok, just wait a minute.

I'm going to finish my super plumcake simulator, it's working like that:

Start the program, but you need directx 10 and the plugin of "sweet barbie owen.dll", then you have to weight ingredients: sugar, eggs, milk , yogurt ,flour and ingredient x.

Then, shaking your gamepad, you knead your plumcake.

Set the owen, then set timer.

If you work ok, your printer will stamp your plumcake and you can taste it.

This in already in beta version, maybe for HZence will be a good start.
Do you want the code???

Free Download for a Free World
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 23:49
Link
Hey, i have that plug-in! DO you want it? I also have DirectX 12.4wsemyfaixaasgsatccbgthoihhtsbopd

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Ian T
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: Around
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 23:49
Link
*LOL*!

One thing Ermes-- it's Oven not Owen-- but still that's funny

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
Back to top
Profile PM
Ermes
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 27th May 2003
Location: ITALIA
Posted: 25th Jul 2003 23:52
Link
oh i've mistake.

i'll write it 100 times on my book for homeworks.

oven oven oven oven .....

Free Download for a Free World
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
MikeS
Retired Moderator
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 2nd Dec 2002
Location: United States
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 00:54
Link
lmao! this is probebly the funniest post I've read this week.



Yellow:Wanna publish my game microsoft, cuz i no u rich so...Can I have my bag of money now?
Microsoft: *snicker* Tip of the month-Microsoft will never(probebly) publish your game.
Back to top
Profile PM Email
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 01:40
Link
ooo yay i wants teh ofen code! i wants make a punkin py maker sym-you-l8r gamez!!! ermes give codez now plz

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 02:37
Link
HZence, i have seen you in other thread's and you are obviously faking.

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 03:07 Edited at: 26th Jul 2003 05:04
Link
Edit: Obviously.

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 05:04
Link
wear 2 d/l windoze expee?!!?

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Solidz Snake
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2002
Location: United Kingdom
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 05:06
Link
warez is da shitezt plaze to d/l dat dum OS

Snake? What happened? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!! - Colonel Roy Campbell

Back to top
Profile PM
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 05:09
Link
u give me codez so i by out microsoft w/ my awesum OS, it called megahard doors

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Ian T
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: Around
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 06:49
Link
'HZence, i have seen you in other thread's and you are obviously faking.'

Some people seem to have branded their eyes closed to humor. I'll never fully understand.

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
Back to top
Profile PM
Preston C
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 16th May 2003
Location: Penn State University Park
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 07:39
Link
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

This is a hilarious post. Even more funny than my SpaceCop post a while back! Keep it going (some of the posts here should be made into a book for the DB programmers, I can see it now, Chicken Soup for the Dark Basic Programmers Soul!)

At first glance, I'm a mediocre mech pilot. Look again and you will see my battlemech's computer code rushing through my eyes. My Mech And I Are One!
Back to top
Profile PM Email
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 08:53
Link
lol that'd be funny.

*cough* erm i mean

ya dat wood B teh funyest ting!

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 15:18
Link
Hey, he was so good i couldn't tell

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 16:27
Link
lol i knew no one would talk like that for real and mean in. Any way i am leaving now.
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 16:27
Link
lol i knew no one would talk like that for real and mean it. Any way i am leaving now.
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Mattman
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 21:44
Link
I'm seeing double!!!

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Ian T
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: Around
Posted: 26th Jul 2003 22:40
Link
I'm seeing megaman and it's making me just as dizzy.

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
Back to top
Profile PM
HZence
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 9th Mar 2003
Location:
Posted: 27th Jul 2003 00:01
Link
i make pokemon expansion pack for gaimboi advance esspee! wear to d/l gaymboy gamez makerz?! i know you have teh codez give teh teh now codez!

SW Games - www.freewebs.com/swgames

Yeah, I know, I only have one game. Yeah, I know it sucks. But I made it! Me!
Back to top
Profile PM
Kanzure
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 19th Feb 2003
Location:
Posted: 27th Jul 2003 00:47
Link
you can get a GBA game dev code packet called the GameBoy Developement Kit on SourceForge, and add it there

~Morph/Kanzure
CodeNation
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 27th Jul 2003 23:19
Link
stupid doubles. This is all HZence's fault.
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Cash Curtis III
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th May 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 27th Jul 2003 23:20
Link
@Mouse: wheres megaman?
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Gu re gu
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 14th Dec 2002
Location: United Kingdom
Posted: 28th Jul 2003 03:12
Link
In the megamanery marked m
certainly not here

Daih thel phae 'e, clann 'e phaen
Blame it on INSANITY!
Back to top
Profile PM Email Website
Back to top

Login to post a reply

Server time is: 2024-11-23 16:43:28
Your offset time is: 2024-11-23 16:43:28