"Happy birthday Randi. I'm sure it was much more painful for you than it was for me."
You would like to think so wouldn't you.
I have news for you...
I do not look like I am 32, I know this for sure and I get told this all the time.
I get accused of having cosmetic surgery.
Plus...
The 30's is sexual prime for women.
But I don't expect you to know that.
You're pretty clueless when it comes to women.
"Surprisingly, I didnt get any socks this year"
Would you like for me to send you some socks?
I got diamond ear rings!!!
"But no matter when all your b-days are.. i still have the best date.. 12/25."
That's not a good day for a birthday.
How many times have you been given a present and they said, "now this is for Christmas and your birthday."
"I'm presuming you dont mean the 12th of the 25th month (Stupid American dates)"
Funny.. that's what we think of the way the Brits write it.