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Rose
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.


To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

understand her at all.



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over!
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hexGEAR
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those are some pretty funny but very true facts

everyday of life is a new chapter that has already been fortold but is up to the soul to capture.
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 8th May 2003 04:11
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at a funeral: Solidz poked Rose, "You're next."

Snake? What happened? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!! - Colonel Roy Campbell

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Arrow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 09:05
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Not bad, Rose, too bad I'm trying to take back what little respect men have. Though I will admit I hate those "Machco" guy, probably where half this shnit (not a typo) comes from.

@Solidz Snake: Oh, that game was horrable!!!

Teenage Male Geek + Female Remotly Intersted in Common Geek Activities = Teenage Male Jackass
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Van B
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Posted: 8th May 2003 12:24
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LOL! - Nice one!


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indi
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Posted: 8th May 2003 13:25
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hehe rose

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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 8th May 2003 13:32
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err.. wat game?

Snake? What happened? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!! - Colonel Roy Campbell

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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 8th May 2003 16:35
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Hahahahahahahahaha haha haha hah ha h

That funny

PS, i hate the school comps, whos idea was it to put the power off button where the print screen button should be eh?

3 times this week i have turned the bloody thing off.

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Rob K
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Posted: 8th May 2003 18:17
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"They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Very witty

Current Project: TANK MELÉE [Artwork]

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Ian T
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Posted: 9th May 2003 02:58
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*chuckles*

Good ones .

--Mouse

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Rose
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Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over!
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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 19th May 2003 20:08
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hey Rose where you been?

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ClearCoder
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Posted: 19th May 2003 20:18
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lol x-d lik it alot thx

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Rob K
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Honestly, some people here don't get out much. Rose is gone for 5 minutes and you treat it like the apocalypse.

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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 19th May 2003 21:28
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it is

a bit?

more than that, i want to see her final Uni Project !

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Ian T
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Posted: 20th May 2003 02:38
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Ok, who resurrected the thread ?

--Mouse

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 20th May 2003 07:14
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she was gone for almost a fortnight Rob... i'd hardly call that 5mins

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Puffy
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Quote: "Not bad, Rose, too bad I'm trying to take back what little respect men have. Though I will admit I hate those "Machco" guy, probably where half this shnit (not a typo) comes from.

@Solidz Snake: Oh, that game was horrable!!!"


^_^ Guess you dont like me then (sits in his chair... so frail... so weak...)

Quote: "Honestly, some people here don't get out much. Rose is gone for 5 minutes and you treat it like the apocalypse"


It happens when I leave too (shakes head ....)

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 20th May 2003 11:47
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i reckon Rose is really Puffy in disguse...
now i only have to prove it and i have some good blackmail material on a Moderator

...

thinking about it i actually have some good stuff on puffy already lol

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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 20th May 2003 14:59
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Hey, Rose is too pwetty to be puffy

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 20th May 2003 15:43
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Mmm... yeah thats true... a lil (alot) thinner too
ya know thinking about her again i'm strangly hungie again - why the heck does that always happen

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Puffy
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O_O I'm not fat... sorry to burst your bubble... and I got my lats up to 260lbs... YAY GO PUFFY...

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John H
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

AHHAHAH thats terrible! Where would be be without you Rose? LOL good 2 have you around again

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Shadow Robert
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lol... you lats alone are upto 260lbs? i weight half that in total
you are big puffy there is no getting around it, whether its with unsightly muscle or if its beer podge, your still wider than you should be

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Puffy
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o_O True... but I don't have a pudge... hrmmm... I'm just huge... trust me... not flabby...

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Rose
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I just got my flights sorted for the USA.

I'm going to the emenin concert on the 27th of June in Dublin then I fly out to New York the next day.
I'm spending my summer teaching computers to kids at summer camp.
yippee!!!
Then I get to back to Ireland on the 4th of September!

I'm always around, I just sometimes don't post.
*hugz*
Rose

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Martyn Pittuck
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Rose you gonna be on MSN while you over there, or am i gonna have to email ya?

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Ian T
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emenim concert?

You're not an assassin are you?



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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 23rd May 2003 22:13
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eminem fool

j/k

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bitJericho
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Machco? Is that some company ive never heard of based in the UK or something...

Machco Machco... hmm...sounds vaguely familiar actually....

O_O *Realizes in horror that ÕËÕËÕË5lkfjc..

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hexGEAR
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theres supposed to be an enimem concert in milton keynes sometime soon (i think ) can't go though 'cus im in the middle of my first year exam period

everyday of life is a new chapter that has already been fortold but is up to the soul to capture.
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Martyn Pittuck
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awww,

I turned down some VIP tickets

School Prom is the Day before or somming, either i am out of it the day before or do not want to be out of it for the prom day.

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Puffy
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=\ Already had our prom... =P spent a lot of cash... heh...

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Rose
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If I get a chance I'll post when I'm away, If not then you'll hear from me again in September.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over!
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Martyn Pittuck
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Ok,

You will be able to see some of my gaming projects in september...

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