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Geek Culture / The Best Blond Joke Ever

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n3t3r453r
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Posted: 13th May 2003 18:46
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Unfortunately, my english isn't good enought, so it would be better if you read this joke here: http://www.mlukfc.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1293

enjoy!
I'd like to change the world, but God doesn't want to give me sources!
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APEXnow
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Posted: 13th May 2003 20:13
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Oh yeah!! good one!! ROFLMFAO

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
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Hamish McHaggis
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Posted: 13th May 2003 20:50
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lol!!!

Why the hell'd you ask me for crying out loud!?!

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Rob K
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Posted: 13th May 2003 21:53
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LMAO

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Ian T
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Posted: 14th May 2003 00:33
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You're too late, I already ran into this one

--Mouse

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Armeggadon
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Posted: 14th May 2003 04:29 Edited at: 14th May 2003 04:30
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i dont get it??

lol just kidding. that was funny

[edit} woohoo finally got to the end

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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 14th May 2003 12:02 Edited at: 14th May 2003 12:02
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round and round and round we go..
where we stop, nobody knows

Snake? What happened? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!! - Colonel Roy Campbell

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Joeyjoejoe Shabadoo
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Posted: 14th May 2003 12:43
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Found it, man it takes alot of clicking.

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n3t3r453r
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Posted: 14th May 2003 14:32
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>Found it, man it takes alot of clicking.
Really? I've clicked only two times

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Cras
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Posted: 14th May 2003 14:42
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u mean there is an end?? ill update if i can be arsed to get there.
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APEXnow
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Posted: 14th May 2003 15:44
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You can't get to it unless you register with one of the forums. Eitherway, it's still amusing!

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
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Joeyjoejoe Shabadoo
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Posted: 14th May 2003 17:32
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I cant get past the last one, says my email adress is banned WTF?

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APEXnow
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Posted: 14th May 2003 17:47
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LOL, even better!!

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
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Sly D
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Posted: 14th May 2003 17:50
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ROFL!!! i traced that one 15 forums back and didn't have nervs to go more...
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Ian T
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Posted: 14th May 2003 18:00
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This one has branched off onto loads of forums already. Wonder how long it'll keep going...

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Dr BOK
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Posted: 14th May 2003 19:39 Edited at: 14th May 2003 19:51
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Lol I thought the fact that we kept clicking the links was the joke.. something a blonde would do lol

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Hamish McHaggis
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Posted: 14th May 2003 20:22
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That is the joke isn't it?

Why the hell'd you ask me for crying out loud!?!

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Starlight
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Posted: 15th May 2003 03:28
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Ah man, I was soooo disappointed when I got to the end...I was hoping to see the girl of my dreams...I would hold that image in my mind, go to bed and pray to God that I would have a dream where I would make sweet, sweet love to her...

Uh? WTF!!! All that clicking for nothing. Sniff...Sniff...

Anyways, here are a couple of jokes, a bit cheesy and sad but anyway:

What are the three disadvantages of being an egg?

1. You only get laid once.
2. It takes five minutes to get hard.
3. The only person who is going to sit on it is your mother!


Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate.

Life is like surfing in the ocean, one minute you are on the crest of a wave, the next you are caught in the trough...
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APEXnow
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Posted: 15th May 2003 04:36
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<groan>

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
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Dave J
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Posted: 15th May 2003 15:39
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There's a link straight to the very first post in the link he gave us above. Hence, why it only took Neteraser 2 clicks.

"Computers are useless they can only give you answers."
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n3t3r453r
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Posted: 17th May 2003 16:57
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> why it only took Neteraser 2 clicks
No, I simply was clever enought not to click any more

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Dave J
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Posted: 17th May 2003 18:05
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Quote: ">Found it, man it takes alot of clicking.
Really? I've clicked only two times
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But doesn't that sort of imply that you found it by clicking only two times?

"Computers are useless they can only give you answers."
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Cras
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Posted: 17th May 2003 18:15
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maybe he realised the joke was the chain after he clicked twice?

uk.geocities.com/maniacimagine check it out. ill soon be formally opening it.
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Dave J
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Posted: 17th May 2003 18:29
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In that case, I discovered it after clicking it once =P

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Nilrem
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Posted: 18th May 2003 01:47
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And I by reading the above, learn from people's mistakes for there is not enough time in the world to make them all yourself.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
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flibX0r
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Posted: 18th May 2003 06:41
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Funny as hell website:

http://www.feetman.com

"But we couldn't do that Mr Flibble," questioned Rimmer. "Who'd clean up the mess?"
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andrew11
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Posted: 18th May 2003 07:07 Edited at: 18th May 2003 07:09
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Damn you Mr_Flibble! I got a "no close" virus from that site and a million popups. Thank god I have quick reflexes.

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indi
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Posted: 23rd May 2003 09:00
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Im blonde , I dont take offence tho.

http://www.lunarpixel.com

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Puffy
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Posted: 23rd May 2003 10:40
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I'm blonde too...

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