If you didn't have a third o a million dollars to spare, you could just create very very complicated illumination maps with black and white images on a corner of the crate and part on the wall or somthing. It could work.
Total Cost= 4 hours work + $5 internet bill $0.99 for the electric, $10 of coffee. But still easier than persuading unreal that you are some rich entrepeneur that earns more in a year than everybody else in your town put together. Believe me, I've been there.
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