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Geek Culture / [STICKY] The Posting Competition

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Shadowtroid
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 18:47
Well at least you win now.

I'm used to failing.

Alright. I might be back in another 1,000 posts or so.

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads...Just so happened to be... the best song in the world...

it was the best song in the world..."
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 20:03
@Omega:

Are you saying that a 3D waffle somehow disproves the existence of God?

::raises potential flame shield::

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 21:28
Aww man. Wait, doesn't this somehow mean that Lazerus doesn't get the points at all and they are all transferred to me? Yes, I believe that's it, now let's leave it at that. Discussion over.

lazerus
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 21:35
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:00
NOODLEBALL!
'Tis a BALL OF NOODLES!

So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
lazerus
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:31
FIREBALL

DONT FORGET TO WEAR GLOVES!!!


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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:32
Or is it?

Zeus
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:39
I am going to end this. It is HC indeed, 100% unquestionably is, ask your God [me].

So I was thinking I should earn a special forum title. Maybe, oh, I don't know, the "Over 9000!" reward. All in favor say I or I will kill you.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:46
I would like to meet a girl with long brown or black hair, blue eyes, is funny, polite, kind, sweet, loyal, hilarious, likes music, enjoys video making...

...but it still hasn't happened yet. Well, maybe, someday...

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
Zeus
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:48 Edited at: 3rd Feb 2010 23:48
Pointz!!!

[edit]
Who wouldn't CC?

lazerus
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:49 Edited at: 3rd Feb 2010 23:49
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:52
Quote: "Pointz!!!"


You insensitive JERK!!!

Quote: "[edit]
Who wouldn't CC?"


Oh...well...that's alright then. Yeah, I think pretty much all of us here would like to meet a pretty girl with mutual interests such as ours. ::sigh:: For some reason, all the pretty girls I end up liking turn out to be either scandalous girls (or constantly joke about it), or are just mean...

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
Zeus
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2010 23:54
Quote: "Oh...well...that's alright then. Yeah, I think pretty much all of us here would like to meet a pretty girl with mutual interests such as ours. ::sigh:: For some reason, all the pretty girls I end up liking turn out to be either scandalous girls (or constantly joke about it), or are just mean..."


I may be young, but I know how you feel.

Quote: "You insensitive JERK!!!"


Well actually me being an insensitive jerk would be this, POINTZ!!! HAHA YOU WILL NEVER GET A GIRL LIKE THAT! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN OVER 9000 YEARS!

But I am just saying...

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 00:56
Quote: "Well actually me being an insensitive jerk would be this, POINTZ!!! HAHA YOU WILL NEVER GET A GIRL LIKE THAT! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN OVER 9000 YEARS!

But I am just saying..."


Quite so. I was just kidding about you being an insensitive jerk though.

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 01:05
But in actuality, he is, but it's just irrelevant to the conversation.

However, CC, persevere, you will meet somebody you like and somebody who likes you. Your Seppuku-meister is still single, so whilst you remain a bachelor, you can consider yourself to be a member of the 'cool' gang. Women, they're overrated.

Tim Clare I think approaches this brilliantly, there's only one thing in the world that loves you and be sure you always return the favour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObIT2ImnSoo#

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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 03:12 Edited at: 4th Feb 2010 03:13
Quote: "But in actuality, he is, but it's just irrelevant to the conversation."


Hey.

Quote: "Quite so. I was just kidding about you being an insensitive jerk though. "


I knew that. Its all cool.

Be cool.
Sep, be cool.
HC, be cool.
Laz, do yo thang.
Omega Gamer 89, for the love of God, change.
Melancholic, feed me this pear.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 03:25 Edited at: 4th Feb 2010 03:32
Ok... Fine...



So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 05:11 Edited at: 4th Feb 2010 05:41
Okay y'all. How do I handle a stalker? This dude keeps calling a friend of mine, and she's starting to get freaked out. Should I threaten him, or kill him first?

EDIT:

Never mind. I changed my facebook profile picture to one of me holding a musket (a BIG musket!), and then sent him an intimidating message. Think that'll get something across?

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
Herakles
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 06:11
Quote: "Should I threaten him, or kill him first?"


I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows an old guy who knows an old lady who could take care of this stalker guy for you. There would be no evidence that you were the guy who arranged his death. All you have to do is sacrifice your first born child, give her the DVD collection of one of her favorite soap operas, and dress up as Elvis and sing an Elvis song.

Venge
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 06:12
So I haven't even opened Codesurge in like 3 days because I've been playing DDO. Hooray for not having deadlines!

I will live forever or die trying.
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 07:17
I tried Dungeons and Dragons Online a few months ago. It was really fun, especially for me since I used to play actual D&D some years ago. I like that fact that the combat areas and dungeons are seperate areas that only you and your party can get to. Because in other games, like Everquest, you sit there forever, waiting for some boss monster to respawn, and then someone twice your level comes along and kills it before you have a chance to, so you have to wait for it to respawn AGAIN.

On a completely unrelated note: is anyone else addicted to Mount and Blade?

lazerus
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 16:17
*Crys* I didnt know that Fpsc models have no comprehension of what a UV map is, or what a edge flow and reasonabe poly count...

Hmmm I may look into making Fpsc stuff, Should be a breeze

Though texture quality is on the decrease, and no offense to daniel wright but his stuff looks hack and slashed, the mesh deforms stupidly and the texture strech is unbelivable...

Why didnt anyone tell me people buy this stuff?

Sorry i had to take a small jab, it just made my eyes bleed a little.

back to work

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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 18:05 Edited at: 4th Feb 2010 18:07
@Zeus, Open wide! , HA I just fed you so many pears your fatter than,(Think of good word to use), a !
The Fps Creator rocks!
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 21:25 Edited at: 4th Feb 2010 21:26
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=165370&b=2




Mater Italiae - Roma.
Guess what that means.

Zeus
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 21:51
Thank you for the pears Melancholic.

*open mouth and vomits all of them all over you*

Haha, in your face. Literally.

Dang it, I keep pressing Choose File instead of Post Message....

Venge
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 22:25
That's alright. One time there was a small glitch or something and both buttons said "Choose File". It was sooo confusing

I will live forever or die trying.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 22:37
You call that a glitch? HA!
See, Facebook and TGC are in kahoots to make us all go crazy. Any time I'm trying to type a post on these forums, and I get a chat message on facebook, it somehow makes it so I cant type in the post box here! I can still click around on what I've already typed, but for some reason, the post box completely ignores my keyboard.
What's worse, is that Firefox DOESN'T IGNORE my keyboard when this happens. So if I'm typing, and I dont realize the post box has started ignoring me, and I hit Backspace... It'll go to the previous page, causing me to lose everything I typed.
RAAAAGE!!!

So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 4th Feb 2010 22:49
Quote: "You call that a glitch? HA!
See, Facebook and TGC are in kahoots to make us all go crazy. Any time I'm trying to type a post on these forums, and I get a chat message on facebook, it somehow makes it so I cant type in the post box here! I can still click around on what I've already typed, but for some reason, the post box completely ignores my keyboard.
What's worse, is that Firefox DOESN'T IGNORE my keyboard when this happens. So if I'm typing, and I dont realize the post box has started ignoring me, and I hit Backspace... It'll go to the previous page, causing me to lose everything I typed.
RAAAAGE!!!"


I have the same problem with FireFox over here. IT drives me BONKERS. That's why I use Chrome exclusively these days.

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lazerus
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 00:28






tralaa lala lalala lalalalalalalala

yeah ive done the infested ship.

now for the defender.

Zeus
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 00:45 Edited at: 5th Feb 2010 00:47
I get the points!


Every now and then I check the post box and it says in red text "Game over man, game over." and doesn't allow me to post due to an invalid board id (which is incorrect) until I clear my cookies.

lazerus
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 01:58
Quote: "How long can you shout?"


Evidently not long enough...

Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 02:43
Quote: "Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."

just found out.


Libervurto
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 07:27 Edited at: 5th Feb 2010 07:34
Quote: "One time there was a small glitch or something and both buttons said "Choose File". It was sooo confusing"

It happens when they're changing something in the Matrix

If your train is delayed and you want to know when it will actually arrive, take the first announcement for the delay time (e.g. 10 mins) halve it and add it to the delay time. Keep halving and adding until you get to 1 minute and that is how long it will actually be delayed.

i.e.
delay announced: 10 mins late
10 + 5 + 2 + 1 = 18 mins late

Guess when I had time to devise this theory

"With games, we create these elaborate worlds in our minds, and the computer is there to do the bookkeeping." - Will Wright
MSon
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 08:18 Edited at: 5th Feb 2010 08:19
IM BACK, Do i get Points,

Anyway Venge, CC, I hope your editors went well, i fancied a change from doing my editor, so im using it to make a level for a game now.

Fade In Loading Screen attached.

Its Another Zombie Game, But then again you cant ever have too many zombie games, And you know what music has to go with this while it fades in???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 08:21
Kansas Fried Chocolate!

So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
Zeus
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 14:47
Love the soundtrack MSon.

charger bandit
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 18:50
Holy shiny carrot!

A.K.A djmaster
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Posted: 5th Feb 2010 19:28
Eh.

Good times.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 01:07
Uh-oh. I feel like I'm coming down with a cold.

I knew it. Last week, I predicted that I would get a cold by the end of this week, simply by the pattern of colds I usually have. I usually get colds in February, June/July, and sometimes November. Brilliant.

*goes off to find some form of hot liquid to relax*

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 01:09 Edited at: 6th Feb 2010 01:13
Ziibeddy goobetdy!

Oh hey, look.
Points.

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Zeus
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 06:38
Oh hey, look.
Omega gamer 89.

Venge
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 07:25
Oh hey, look.
Look harder.

I will live forever or die trying.
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 08:26
I don't see anything.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 09:59 Edited at: 6th Feb 2010 10:00
YUMMY!



So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 10:05
Hooray, an end to a long week and the weekend is here. Last Saturday seems as though it were ages ago.

Good news is I've completed Shadow Complex.

Also, I wonder if anyone has Echoes+ on XBLA? (a Binary Zoo game, so if you're a true DB guy, you'll have their games ) It's an awesome indie game and I am proud of my score, ~5,000,000 check me out. Around about 7,000,000 in one of the other modes. What's everybody else's highest score?

Zeus
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 15:48
Haha Omega gamer 89 that made me laugh so hard for no apparent reason.

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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 16:52
Ducats to the first man to identify them characters and the series what spawned 'em! AARRRRR!!!

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Codename 47
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 21:45 Edited at: 6th Feb 2010 21:45
I just ate 3 donuts today. Played Hitman Blood Money for 4 hours.

I suck at making games.
Shadowtroid
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Posted: 6th Feb 2010 21:46
HAHA I have stolen your precious points!!!!

WHAT NOW??

Oh wait, am I still out? Dang. Oh well.

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads...Just so happened to be... the best song in the world...

it was the best song in the world..."

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