Quote: "...since I can't code my way out of a paper sack..."
Heh, I've heard something close to that before. I was on the forums for a certain PC game, and someone thought that some other player was 'hacking' (actually, cracking would be the correct term). Another player said, "He couldn't hack his way out of a wet paper bag."
Hmm.. off topic, I just thought it was a strange coincidence.
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