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Geek Culture / Dark Basic Syndrome(Problem We Have)

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Eddie Gordo
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Hmmm...i notice if you prgram DB to much its syntax becomes part of your daily use.

for example i was once watching a team activity and yelled "sync damnit" in stead of "get it together"

i also call anything slow lag and when someone runs slow i call it "low frame rate"

anyone else experienced the syndrome?
In our hearts and minds we keep the powers of love, hope and the hidden powers of evil in which we can mold a hero or daemon of ourselves-Book of Enoch Chapter III
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actarus
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Imagine a 3D artist looking at his cat and trying to figure what fur plugin they used on it.

Modeling Tip of the Week:The more details you put on a model,the more you will learn from it!

If I've seen it all before,why's this bus taking me back again?
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Eddie Gordo
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lol...wait i did that with my dog

o and the sync thing i was at a sailboat race

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Pincho Paxton
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Nobody else has this problem, so you have just gone completely mad!..LOL!
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WOLFY
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Yeah...
I sure don't have that problem. I think you must have a bug. Maybe you need a patch

WOLF

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Eddie Gordo
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hey hey hey...my drivers are updated and my engine is running fine i dont need a patch. watch it or ill delete your object.

i once told a teacher i cant do that without the dll cause the commands arent part of me...in spanish

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WOLFY
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Quote: "watch it or ill delete your object."


Is that a threat?
Well look here, I'll show you what collision detection is all about. I'll knock you into an endless loop. So watch out, because your very close to ENDFUNCTION.

HOOOWWWLLL!!!
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Eddie Gordo
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 19:17
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hey ill hit you so hard ill clear your screen.

if you want to play sound talk the play sound talk then you gotta append object animation walk.x the append object animation walk.x

as for the endless loop im just gonna break

what now!

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darkCorridor
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rem homework
for i = 0 to 500000000000
Make Object TV 12,43,5
next i

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WOLFY
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I'm warning you....
I've given people memory leaks before. For you it will be FOG ON and DELETE LIGHT. You'll have to GET TIME$() and GET DATE$(). That is ENDCASE. So you better YROTATE OBJECT you,180 and just FADE OBJECT.

LOL!

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Ermes
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I've to manage to pc all the day for work, i'm graphic designer (i don't know why, i would like to be a gardener) , so i've photoshop syndrome, coreldraw syndrome, freehand syndrome, window syndrome.... oh i'm tired ....

Set Display mode 640,480,16
sync on
Start:
cls 0
For Sleep = 1 to 1500
Ax=rnd(600)
Bx=rnd(420)
ink rgb(rnd(255),rnd(255),rnd(255)),0
text ax,bx,"Z"
next sleep
sync
if bossIsHere then end
goto start
end

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Rob K
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 20:17 Edited at: 20th Jun 2003 20:18
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"I've given people memory leaks before. For you it will be FOG ON and DELETE LIGHT. You'll have to GET TIME$() and GET DATE$(). That is ENDCASE. So you better YROTATE OBJECT you,180 and just FADE OBJECT."

I'm gonna LOAD OBJECT "Tunnel.x",1 put a MAKE LIGHT at the END of it, and POSITON OBJECT you,TunnelX(),TunnelY(),TunnelZ(). You'll soon be seeing RGB(255,0,0), but by that time, I'm not going to let you SLEEP 60000, instead, it will be a swift, painful DELETE OBJECT by means of LOAD OBJECT "gun.x". IF OBJECT EXIST(you) then I will PERFORM CHECKLIST FOR OBJECT LIMBS you, GLUE OBJECT TO LIMB You,YourNuts,HotIron and leave you to EXIT in pain

How many other painful ways can you injure someone?

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andrew11
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 20:57 Edited at: 20th Jun 2003 20:57
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Make you Gosub without Return

APPEND OBJECT "your_****",x,x (You just fill in what ever you want. Ouch!)

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Eddie Gordo
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 21:19
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DO
APPEND OBJECT LIMB BALLS,KNIFE
LOOP

ow...

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WOLFY
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Oh yeah...
GLUE OBJECT TO LIMB Raven, You, Ear

It may not kill you, but it would be painfully annoying.

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andrew11
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 21:35
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Lol

How's this:
MAKE FIRE PARTICLES alot, very hot
POSITION OBJECT you, on top of FIRE PARTICLES
Return Integer=NET PLAYER DESTROYED()

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Rob K
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 22:03
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"It may not kill you, but it would be painfully annoying."

You could achieve the same effect by replacing the Raven object with the LittleSister object.

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WOLFY
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Well, you do have 2 ears...

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Damokles
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 23:32
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Rem I can't believe you people really have this problem.
IF possibility#="1" THEN me$="mad" ELSE me$="normal"
DO
PRINT "I'm ", me$
LOOP
Rem maybe once at school, I was writing on the Blabkboard

"Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop." - Lewis Carroll
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spooky
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Posted: 20th Jun 2003 23:43 Edited at: 21st Jun 2003 01:57
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IF Damokles81_bothered_to_check_program$="yes"
answer$="cannot compare a float with a string"
ELSE
answer$="post it anyway, no-one will notice I'm thick"
ENDIF

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Rob K
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 00:39
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"answer$="post it anyway, no-one will notice I'm thick"
ENFIF"

IF sonic_can_spell$="yes"
answer$="That won't compile"
ELSE
answer$="post it anyway, no-one will notice I'm thick"
ENDIF



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Terabyte
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 01:08
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make user frobscottle,smart,cheeky
top#=maxposts()
for t=1 to top#
if t=wierdpost then removepost=1
if t=rude then answerback=1
if t=gotasskicked then runaway=1
next t

if removepost=1 and answerback=1 and runaway=1 then baddayattheforums=1 : end
if removepost=0 and answerback=0 and runaway=0 then baddayattheforums=0 : print "W00T!"

Reset
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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 01:14
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Error 18002 "Object Raven is not a Valid Object"

I pride myself that i don't kill...
well not without a good reason
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Terabyte
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corrects

if t=raven then next t

Reset
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 01:52
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just change raven.3ds into raven.x

now u can use him! lmao!

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andrew11
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 02:27
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panis?

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andrew11
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 03:04 Edited at: 21st Jun 2003 03:04
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oops

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andrew11
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whew.. For a second there, I thought you said he had no pants!

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Solidz Snake
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LOAD English.lang TO Geri.tongue
LOOP
DIES

lmao!

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spooky
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Solidz - swearing - toilet humour = silence

(just read the darkbasic story to understand this!)

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Solidz Snake
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hey i never swear!
they are call "sexy words"! lol!


LOAD Solidz.mp3
IF musicframe$ = "sexy words",1
MUTE



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Eric T
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Posted: 21st Jun 2003 05:02
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print "so this is a syndrome"

input ""

I always win don't you know that?
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kfoong
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#include <iostream.h>

int main()
{
while(1)
{
COUT << "Please do not post inappropriate things here";
}
return 0;
}
GO C++!

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Ian T
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*sigh*

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
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kfoong
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lol

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Rob K
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"Error 18002 "Object Raven is not a Valid Object""

Oh damn, I guess DBP's .fmt loader is buggy. Oh well, roll on the next patch.

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Martyn Pittuck
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haha, you been on FMT forums, there are some interesting posts

GOTO is a real bad one.

The cat had to goto the vets.

Damn

The Outside is a evil place to be, too much light, too much noise and too many distractions....
I went outside once and my FPS rate dropped to 5.
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Eric T
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atleast it wasn't

the cat had to gosub the vet

I always win don't you know that?
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Martyn Pittuck
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lol, well i would never call a sub the

The Outside is a evil place to be, too much light, too much noise and too many distractions....
I went outside once and my FPS rate dropped to 5.
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Shadow
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if forum_use_time > darkbasic_use_time then dec sanity,3000
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do
print " "
loop

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Yes that's right folks, another total revamp of my site.
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Solidz Snake
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lol! thats a good one!

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Ermes
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uh soory, but i don't know what's the meaning of "lol"

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Arrow
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LOL!

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Eric T
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that avatar, at first i thought arrow posted that first question.. then replied with
Quote: "LOL! "


almost scared me.


LOL

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Solidz Snake
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Arrow? r u oki dude?
dun worry Arrow, i'll tell u wats the meaning of "LOL":

it means "Laugh Out Loud".

Hope that helps Arrow, dun worry man, we're always there to help a fellow amnesian. LOL!


(Ermes, me think ya should change ur avatar, u're confusing us with Arrow who's been using that since long before! hehehe!)

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kfoong
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hey... why is Ermes avatar the same as arrows?

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Puffy
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=P I think its one of the ones built into these forums ...

EVERYONE LOVES THE PUFF!... =\
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Shadow
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it ain't too clever, I can say that. And I will say it too.
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