ah, I did one of these sometime last year.
Here she is.
sync on
sync rate 0
set text font "Lucida console"
set text size 13
bsod$="A problem has been encountered and windows has been shut down to prevent |damage to your computer. ||IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL ||If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, |restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow |these steps. ||Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. |If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer |for any update you might need. ||If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware |or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. |If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart |your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then |select Safe Mode. ||Technical information: ||***STOP: 0x000000F4 (0x00000003,0x81E99020,0x81E99194,0x805FA19A) |||Beginning dump of physical memory |"
dump=0
do
x=0
y=0
for n=1 to len(bsod$)
a$=mid$(bsod$,n)
if a$<>"|"
text x,y,a$
x=x+text width(mid$(bsod$,n))
else
x=0
y=y+15
endif
next n
if dump<100
dump=dump+1
if dump<100 then text x,y,"Dumping physical memory to disk: "+str$(dump)
endif
if dump=100
text x,y,"Physical memory dump complete."
text x,y+15,"Contact your system administrator or your technical support group"
text x,y+30,"for further assistance."
endif
sync
cls rgb(0,0,160)
if dump<100
wait 360
else
wait 280
end
endif
loop
Can you say hijacked? Sorry.
Shove your shitty MMORPG idea and get me a drink.
