Worst excuses for losing at the arcade:
1. "That's cheap!"
2. "What? I was blocking..."
3. "This joystick is f*cked up..."
4. "You throw too much..."
5. "I haven't played this game in so long..."
6. "That's bull$hit..."
7. "All you do is the same moves over and over..."
8. "Hey, I didn't know you could do that..."
9. "Okay... Now I'm ready to start trying..."
10. "I didn't mean to do that..."
11. "This game is stupid..."
12. "I pressed that button I swear!"
13. "I was supposed to jump..."
14. "I didn't mean to pick that character anyway..."
15. "Ahh, wrong color/outfit..."
16. "This isn't the side that I'm use too".
17. "Ok, that time I wasn't really being serious, but now I am".
18. "I couldn't hear..."
19. "My hands were sweating..."
20. "Ahhh, you won because of LAG... Ohh wait a second, we're at the arcade!".
Snake? What happened? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!! - Colonel Roy Campbell