...which reminds me (ahem... adapted joke)
"When Lee died, God could not make up his mind where to send him. He told Lee - "On the one hand, you wrote that disgracefully poor, money-grabbing 3D GameMaker, on the other, you wrote that excellent 3D package DarkBASIC. So, I'm going to do something I've never done before, I'm going to let you choose".
First Lee went to hell, it was full of bikini-clad women and sunny beaches. Then he went to heaven, it was nice, with angels playing harps and so on, but it just didn't have the same spice that hell had. So Lee went back to God and told him he'd like to go to hell.
A week later, God visited Lee in the torture chambers and asked Lee how he was getting on - Lee complained about the intense heat, the torturous lawyers and asked God what happened to the sunny beaches and the bikini-clad women.
"Oh, that was the demo", replied God"
I've just finished a marathon coding session, I feel the need to post something stupid. Night all.
