To dig out an old post, many of you won't have read this:
Nowadays Everybody wanna type like they got something to code,
But Nothing Comes Out When they press compile, just a buncha jiberish
The Motherfu**ers act like they forgot to learn Pro.
So waddya say to some noob you hate?
Or any1 asking the same question today?
If you wanna resolve things in a bloodier way,
Well just send em a book of C++ and - hey!
One day I was programming, with a walkman on,
When a forum thread mentioned BSP,
Went up and flamed him up in the thread cos he, kept on pestrin' Lee.
I don't give a f**k if its Valve or Quake 3,
Its worked for me ever since Patch 3, and my PC Sucked,
Right now I have a much better pc spec but my hard drive's f**ked.
Spent half an hour with two broken lines trying to compile my game,
F**k you too Pro, crash my prog,
I'ma uninstall you, and your lame-ass innaccurate error log
So my wife came home, me and the kids stood next to a burnt down house.
Cos I spent over seven hours just to find that I left a single speach mark out.
So from here on out its Kangaroo2
Starting today, and tomorrows the new
I'll make a new prog that'll make me rich and buy a new house for you
Chika chika chika Patch 4,
Hotter than a massive flame war
Between Raven and Simple,
with the windows up,
when the temp goes up, and Arrows there for more.
Calling men ladies,
Sorry Rich but I been crazy,
Theres No way that you can save me.
Its Ok go with him DG.
Nowadays Everybody wanna type like they got something to code,
But Nothing Comes Out When they press compile, just a buncha jiberish
The Motherfu**ers act like they forgot to learn Pro.
If it was up to me, mother f**kers would stop emailing up to me
with their hands stretched out looking up to me
like they want some code free
when my last demo was out you wasn't playing me
But now that I got my own company
everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
but you won't get no help from me,
cos you haven't read the manual - nooB!
I told em all, Look in the help file
Where'd you think I learned it all
Now you wanna run around making Final Fantasy in just one day
what you think its Clik and Play? Or 3dgamemaker?
Now all I get is hate spam all day saying I'm a Lamer?
Why, cos I been in my house with a keyboard and mouse,
trying to get my new Software together?
I ain't scared of you -
This is the millenium of Kangaroo
Ain't gonna be no1 helping you
So give it one more spinning cube,
Then f**k programming its not for you!
So whats all your team request posts for?
You wanna design a game without learning no more,
But all you graphics hoares, know that I programmed C64,
When you were in your mothers womb, if not before!
Nowadays Everybody wanna type like they got something to code,
But Nothing Comes Out When they press compile, just a buncha jiberish
The Motherfu**ers act like they forgot to learn Pro.
Still haven't recorded that - I should
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
