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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 18:05
Ok, I am bored sick of the whole war arguements etc, so I'm not making any political statement. But honestly, you have to try this

Step 1: Goto http://www.google.com
Step 2: Type "weapons of mass destruction" in the search bar
Step 3: Click "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Step 4: Read, and chuckle at the irony
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Kangaroo2
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 18:08
In case you can't be bothered, you could just click here:
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

This one's cool too:
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blair.html

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Ian T
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 20:42
*sigh* more cheap shots at Bush. Why not laugh at Saddam a bit? He's the evil lunatic here. Oh well.

Other then that, funny...

--Mouse

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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 21:07
lol yeah I know. Still cool parody idea though

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Rob K
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 22:00
"He's the evil lunatic here."

Hmm... you'd have to think twice about that one.

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denki
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 22:28
Quote: "*sigh* more cheap shots at Bush. Why not laugh at Saddam a bit? He's the evil lunatic here."


Haha. They both Evil Lunatics ... personally Bush worries me more.

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Ian T
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 22:33
'Hmm... you'd have to think twice about that one.'


Thought twice. Same result. One's a decent person trying to handle a very difficult situation with about 5000 tons of pressure on his shoulders, another is some cross-eyed nut who likes his fireworks a bit too big. And yes, you could turn that around, but I'm going on faith here and nobody thinks Saddam is a decent person.

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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 4th Jul 2003 23:34
hahahahahahahahahaha!! i luv that!!
rotfflmfao!!

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8truths
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 00:15
Bush is not a problem. At least he is one of they few world leaders whose agenda is clear: appropriate wealth to those who needed most, corporations run by old money.

It's better to at least know where the guy is coming from. And, that underpins all his policies.

Foreign policy: help America's corporations.

Economics: help America's corporations.

Domoestic issues: help America's corporations.

Infrastructure: help America's corporations.


While I don't like Bush, I will give him credit for having a plan and sticking to it. That is far better than can usually be expected from American leaders.

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8truths
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 00:16
Y'know . . . how did this come up as a new post?

I swear this appeared as having new stuff in it, and only after I posted did I realize just HOW OLD this was.

Sorry . . .

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Ian T
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 00:53
*yawn* more America-bashing. I won't even start on English leaders...

--Mouse

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Rob K
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 01:35
As you have probably noticed, Americans are far more patriotic in general than us Brits.

Agree strongly with 8Truth's view though.

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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 02:31
Quote: "I won't even start on English leaders..."


Why not? a lot of British people would agree with you. Disliking and moaning about all politicians is a common British passtime.
Nilrem
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 03:01 Edited at: 5th Jul 2003 03:02
Agreed, if you say something about an American they take it as if you are taking a jab at them, say something about a British person and we'll stand back, look at the person/situation and go.. ahh yes you seem to be right there/however etc.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Ian T
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 03:51 Edited at: 5th Jul 2003 03:52
'Americans are far more patriotic in general than us Brits.'

I'll refrain from commenting on the fact that there may be a reason for that lying in what there is to be patriotic about-- too open, too easy, cheap shot.

And yes, some Americans do that. I personally think it's because there is extremely good reason behind it. We happen to have a decent leader right now, and I personally am feeling incredibly defensive of him because he's so much flippin' better than that idiot I-can't-beleive-they-didn't-actually-impeach-him Clinton.

*sigh* we're getting door-to-door people selling presidential fliers already. Two years away and the primary is already heating up. You'd think they could just roll dice to see who got the post...

--Mouse

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Programmer Dave
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 04:20
the page didn't load and at the top of the browser it said 'Cannot find weapons of mass destruction'

If you notice this notice you'll notice that this notice is not really a notice!
Ian T
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 05:39
Looks like our debates are far more dangerous than people think

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8truths
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 08:24
"Patriotic"? That's the problem with Americans! We all think that because we blather on about patriotism, that give us a pass on civic duty.

We love they neighbor about as poorly as any people on earth. We'll pay taxes and support charities, as long as that money ensures we don't have touch homeless people, smell housing projects, or have colored folks in our neighborhoods.

I consider myself a patriot. I believe in America as an ideal -- freedom and opportunity fall into the "how can you oppose them" category.

But, people like Bush are tools of a machinery that has little or nothing to do with our national interests.

Bush and his father were both puppets of the darker aspect that the world is basically run by about 1000-2000 people. His father got hung out to dry in the '92 election (beatedn out by the efforts of a psycho, Perot, and a pervert, Clinton) because he spilled the beans on globalization, and went back on cutting taxes.

Now, Bush2 thinks he is going to stuff this right down our throats, wreck the economy, and tell us all it wasn't his fault?

Every Republican except Eisenhower has wrecked the economy!

Think...

Bush2 . . . major recession

Bush1 . . . minor recession

Reagan . . . major recession

Nixon . . . oil crisis

Ike . . . THE EXCEPTION, aided largely by the birth of the military-industrial complex in its present form

Hoover . . . global depression

You have to go back to Coolidge before a Republican presided over a purely successful economy that was not aided by war production.

And nobody really believes Coolidge was much of anything; he is almost exclusively noted as THE dumbest US President ever (however, I think this gives Lyndon Johnson too much credit).

The only good thing I will say for Bush is that at least when he speaks, we know we are getting it from the horses mouth -- the horse in this case being the corporation-nation state.

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Ian T
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 08:41
'But, people like Bush are tools of a machinery that has little or nothing to do with our national interests.'

Wrong...

--Mouse

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eightfoot514
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 08:45
its hard to get into politics when you dont really know anything about them...but bush does seem to be trying at least
Rob K
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 16:24
"Wrong..."

@Mouse

I don't want to get too involved in this debate but let me offer some advice. The word "wrong" isn't exactly very good proof of your point of view. The word "Why?" comes to mind.

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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 16:42 Edited at: 5th Jul 2003 16:44
Quote: "
The word "Why?" comes to mind.
"

Because Mouse said so!
But I disagree.

I find it fascinating that people call it "America-bashing" or "My-country-bashing" when someone criticizes their current administration. Is it so difficult to accept that different people have a different POV?

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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 17:49
Ah yes, POV...
It's the world renown cult these days that has Ten Commandments!!

1. Everyone's POV is correct.
2. Your POV is correct.
3. Everyone's POV about yours is correct.
4. Your POV about everyone else's is correct.
5. Everyone else's POV has a POV about your POV's opinions about their POV.
6. That POV has certain inalienable rights over the individual's POV.
7. That POV mentioned above is incorrect.
8. Everyone's POV about #7 is correct.
9. Everyone's POV about #8 is correct up to infinity.
10. x (-or+) y = x or y (while x and y are different values)


I hope aliens come and blow this worthless planet up into trillions of tiny bits.

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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 17:52
Quote: "
I hope aliens come and blow this worthless planet up into trillions of tiny bits.
"


Unless they've a different POV

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She said "You've been having a nightmare and it's not over yet"
CrayZemon
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 18:05
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Ian T
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 18:11
Well, Rob, I'm pretty sure if people are really interested in my opinion they can find lengthy posts on it in other areas. I'm not up to reposting all that right here...

--Mouse

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8truths
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 20:13
Here's what bothers me with the Bush family. They claim to be conservatives, but they repeatedly expand America's role in policing other countries.

Don't forget that NAFTA is an old product from James Baker III, one of the house hands for the Bushes.

Don't forget that the people who backed Bush went out of their way to wreck John McCain, culminating by using technicalities to keep him off the ballot in many counties during several of the 2000 primaries. McCain has always been popular among all Americans no matter their part affiliation, and somehow he couldn't beat Bush? They pushed Bush thru because they knew McCain would laugh at the double tax cuts of the current administration.

Don't forget, Bush has a degree in business, but has never heard of Keynesian economics or the government spending curve (in order to discredit government spending as a means of fixing the economy, you pretty much have to ignore the entire world from 1933-45). Gee, what have the major tax cuts gotten us? Reagan's tax cut and deregulation led to numerous corporate collapses and the only stock market crash in our lifetimes.

Bush committed troops to a fraudulent war to obtain oil. If overthrowing tyranny is such a noble goal, why aren't we kicking the Chinese in the ass?! If oil isn't the focus, why were we so hesitent to enter into Bosnia?

To pitch Iraq as a noble war is to ignore the fact that it appears to be the first salvo in what are going to become resource wars.

And, let's get real, pre-emptive warfare is wrong! By that standard, the Japanese had every right to bomb Pearl Harbor.

Were setting up a scenario like WWI, where everyone is going to become paranoid and enter into alliances of defense (rather than more idealistic alliances such as NATO). It's a bad setup, and Bush and Co. have neither the intellect nor the will to deal with it.

This is especially bad, because the two potential wars America really has to fear are a pan-Arabic war (history indicates the Arabs lack the organizational capability, but there is a first time for everything) and a war with China (remember the Chinese intervention in korea?).

I'm sorry, but this all seems vaguely familiar to Bismark's remark that world war will start "over some damn thing in the Balkans". We are getting ourselves dragged into little wars, such as Iraq, that have nothing to do with our national interests. It really doesn't matter who screws who over in the Middle East as long as the oil keeps flowing. Kuwait was a worthy war for this reason. Iraq was not.

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8truths
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 20:21
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=5&u=/ap/20030705/ap_on_re_mi_ea/turkey_us_iraq

Here's what I'm talking about! Now we're detaining the troops of an ally because they are meddling in our war?

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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 21:30
Just please don't contaminate the 'Elimination of Evil - Al queda game Demo' thread...

...Right now it's just a bunch of British arguing amongst themselves.

#@&*(%$()!!!
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Posted: 5th Jul 2003 22:38
Quote: "the page didn't load and at the top of the browser it said 'Cannot find weapons of mass destruction'
"


thats the poin! read on to get a laugh!

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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 16th Jul 2003 15:30 Edited at: 17th Jul 2003 00:44
lmao! Yo Kangie! I was reading at CNN.com when I found this:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/07/15/google.wmd.reut/index.html

Points I find hard to believe:

1. They actually found him.
2. He's a pharmacist.
3. The page was a few months old, yet it went to million hits

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Posted: 16th Jul 2003 19:55


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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 17th Jul 2003 00:16
lmao - Bless 'im

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And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
HZence
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"As you have probably noticed, Americans are far more patriotic in general than us Brits."

Patriotic? Okay, let's examine this a bit. After Pearl Harbor, do you know what everybody did that was patriotic? They enlisted. After 9/11, ya know what everybody did that was "patriotic"? They hung flags just about everywhere they could find a spot to do so. If that's what you mean by patriotic, well then I guess you hit it right on the nose. I rest my case (and I'm an American).

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Ian T
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Posted: 17th Jul 2003 01:13
Funny to rest your case when you haven't even posted in this thread yet. Who's the alternate ID?

--Mouse

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HZence
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Posted: 17th Jul 2003 01:17
I'm not getting into a flame war with you Mouse.

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Posted: 17th Jul 2003 01:24
*Nobel Prize 2003 goes to HZence for World Peace

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Eric T
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Posted: 17th Jul 2003 06:30
well i'm american and i'm not patriotic, well not no more TY Mrs. Gore (i hate her, censorship on everything, well censor my @#$% %$#@
with a ^$!%%^%^%^%^%$@%$#@%^& and a cherry on top.)

Opinions are like a$$holes, Everybody has one.
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Posted: 17th Jul 2003 08:35
Lol. Indeed. *sips tea*

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