OK, you've got me started!
Quotes from Unreal 2 - you have to play the game to appreciate some of these though.
John: "What's with all those ranks and titles?"
Aida: "Prolonged exposure to brass usually reverts you to your primitive military state. Just trying to make you feel at home....sir."
This is one of my favourites.
Aida: "Isaak will do your weapon load-outs here...presuming he's sober...oh, did i say that out loud?!". Always makes me giggle just the way she says it. Also: "Isaak, will be waiting for you in the weapons bay. If not you'll find him in his cabin sleeping one off." Voice acting of Aida, her personality and her sense of humour is superb and really cool.
John: "Hey, Aida, does your guide book list this as a vacation spot for the Skaarj?"
Aida: "He is probably checking up on his Izarian grunts. I don't like this John."
On the Atlantis when Aida mentions that you have to speak with Hawlkins right away, goes something like:
Aida: "Remember to salute the guy. I'll let you decide how many fingers to use." Also another joke just SQUEEEEEZZZZED in there on that scene - Aida: "I'll wait by the door to give you the illusion of privacy!" LOL!
I've played the game all the way through only once but,
Just before the Hell mission speaking with Ne'Ban, can't remember exact words.
Ne'Ban: "I've plotted a course for Hell. Or at least Aida told me to go to hell so that is where I am going."
On the Hell mission:
Aida: "Go to Hell Dalton!"
John: "Already there toots."
On the Janus mission.
Dr.Meyer: "I should've called in the marines..."
John : "They're proud, they're few, and THEY AIN"T HERE !!!!"
Dr.Meyer: "...Stupid jarhead.."
John : "I HEARD that !! And it's MARSHALL Stupid Jarhead TO YOOOOU !!!!!!!!!" LOL !
John:"Are you done yet?!I could have build a damn radio by now!!!"
Meyer: "I doubt that, they don't have instructions written in....MORON!!!"
John: "First, I'll ring his little neck....then I'm gonna shoot him...THEN I'll kick his ASS right off this roof top!!!"
On the mission repairing the Atlantis:
Ne'Ban: "I've read the manual, you've broken the warranty."
I'm playing the Adventure game "The Longest Journey" by FunSoft - highly recommended. If you enjoy Adventure Games then you MUST get this game - one of the best Adventure games around with a deep story. Has some great lines in there too. I'll have to dig them out.
I don't want footsteps following me...
