Ok, since Milkshape's been getting alot more fidgety and buggy as I try to get it to at least export .X files, I decided to try out a different software.....
Since I'm currently skint, I only really had a choice between the 2 free modellors, Anim8or and Blender. Anim8or's ok, but it feels very limited in what it can do as yet, and is still officially a beta program. Blender, on the other hand, is powerful and good at renders, but I hated the UI the first time round......
Anyway, I persisted with Blender, and after a good 10-15 minutes, I had a nice collection of models in a display render. I did this completely without tutorials and I'm quite chuffed with myself for getting this far, I'm gonna add onto it with other desktop appiances, PCs, the desk itself, etc, etc......
Anyway, monologue over, here's the render, please rate it on quality, I think it's a bit too high poly for game models, but I'll release the blend file if anyone wants it: