I would prefer
The Lord Of The Onion Rings
(I Wrote a Script)
Prologue
Deep in the Frier of Burger King,
Tasty Onion Rings were Forged
3 were given to the Ruiz family, so that they could trade them to the cops as donuts for green cards
5 were givin to the Smith Family to feed theyre many Children
And 9 rings were givin to the Local MiddlesBurg(get it middlesburg intead of middle earth...i thought not)Baseball team for theyre great victory...
Each ring was endowed with the ability to cure hunger...but all of them were decieved...for 1 more onion ring was fried...
It was the Greatest onion ring that was so tasty everyone who could smell it desired it...and a great struggle began...all 3 groups fought in the Burger King over the one Onion Ring but in the end it was lost and things not meant to be forgoten were...
Oh yeah i got way to much free time...
In our hearts and minds we keep the powers of love, hope and the hidden powers of evil in which we can mold a hero or daemon of ourselves-Book of Enoch Chapter III