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IanM
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Posted: 1st Aug 2003 23:56
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Quote: "Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You"


Now, I have one of these units in stock, but I've missed the delivery date. What do you reckon I should do about it?
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 00:07
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make sure ur quantum-scrotum-circumsizer is charged before u embark ur most perilious adventure to the unknown future & deliver them the items, my son.



Otacon, can u check the keys to the MetalGear on top of the dresser? - Solidz
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Rob K
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 00:45 Edited at: 2nd Aug 2003 00:46
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Travel back in time a few days of course

I wish all spam was that entertaining.


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MikeS
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 01:16
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Jenny: New Recruit to Police Force Jacob: Jenny's Associate
Problem? You may soon find out. "It could take the world."
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IanM
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 02:03
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Far too obvious Rob. I might get (willan gotton) mugged when (muggen did) I jump back (jumpen me now here)*

Actually, I might give it all a miss and jump back to about 10:15 earlier today ... that was quite an amusing 5 minutes I had then, but is it work going to work again?


*Time travellers translation for the few HHGG fans out there.
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 02:10
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Aarr...



Otacon, can u check the keys to the MetalGear on top of the dresser? - Solidz
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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 03:16
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mie-yow . . . mie-yow . . . mie-yow . . .

Just my little contribution to the spam pile.

We can't stop here! This is bat country!
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Preston C
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 03:22
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contribute the the spam!

I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes!
I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes!
I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes!
I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes!
I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes!

*keeps singing for eternity*

[url="http://www.neowolfgames.tk"][/url]
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Ian T
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 03:24
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Hehe, another HHGG reader

I wish my spam was that entertaining...

--Mouse

Famous Fighting Furball
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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:02
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Ian, can we turn this into a DarkBASIC story about spam?

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IanM
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:08
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Um, yeah, if you really want to ...
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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:17
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Let's go, then . . .

Rules: 4 words per.

I'll start:

Your urgent response requested

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Mattman
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:24 Edited at: 2nd Aug 2003 04:26
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, look at the sky

---Mattman
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Quote: "Life Is Short" That's a bummer
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Dave J
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:26 Edited at: 2nd Aug 2003 04:26
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Quote: "Your urgent response requested look at the sky"


Is it just me or does that not make sense?

"Computers are useless they can only give you answers."
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Mattman
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:26
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[new rule : in order to figuire out when a meassage ends, you must use the (ninja) smilie. WHen there is a ninja smilie then a new spam is created!]

---Mattman
DID YOU KNOW THAT ???
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Mattman
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:26
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and you will see

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the_winch
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:33
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your future as a
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Dave J
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:36
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gigantic, flying duck

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Preston C
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:38
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is a limitless failure

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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:46
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So, accept the ugly

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the_winch
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 04:59
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you haven't got wings
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 05:15
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to lick my luvpump



Otacon, can u check the keys to the MetalGear on top of the dresser? - Solidz
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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 07:58
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you sexy little beast

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Eric T
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 08:27
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Quote: "Your urgent response requested look at the sky and you will see your future as a gigantic, flying duck is a limitless failure .So, accept the ugly you haven't got wings to lick my luvpump you sexy little beast ."

This makes absolutley no sense... and its ungrammatical.

Opinions are like a$$holes, Everybody has one.
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 09:02
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lmao! *cracks up*



Otacon, can u check the keys to the MetalGear on top of the dresser? - Solidz
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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 10:10
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. . . Resuming transmission . . .

3
2
1
-

Please send $40 or

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Dave J
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 10:30
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I will run over

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Megaman Zero
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 12:42
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Quote: "Your urgent response requested look at the sky and you will see your future as a gigantic, flying duck is a limitless failure .So, accept the ugly you haven't got wings to lick my luvpump you sexy little beast Please send $40 or I will run over."


I agree with yusuke200013, this is just sad, However it did make my laugh uncontrollably for a bit, wow, great accomplishment guys. ^^"

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Dave J
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 14:20
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The ninja smilie denotes the end of one message and the start of another, so there are actually 3 there:

Quote: "our urgent response requested look at the sky and you will see your future as a gigantic, flying duck is a limitless failure."


Quote: "So, accept the ugly you haven't got wings to lick my luvpump you sexy little beast"


Quote: "Please send $40 or I will run over..."


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IanM
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 14:32
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there and kick your
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Kharnor
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 14:48
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fridge magnets into the

Meh.
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Shock
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 14:55
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20" metal penis expander

Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.
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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 17:13
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, circumsised into minch meat,



Otacon, can u check the keys to the MetalGear on top of the dresser? - Solidz
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8truths
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2003 19:33
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garnish with a nice

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