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FPSC Classic Models and Media / [LOCKED] Our XXX model for FPSC, not for faint of heart!

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:02 Edited at: 28th Feb 2009 02:22
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[B] in light of the controversy surrounding this model the screen grab has been removed by myself and is now available on my website for those with a sense of humour and dont think a gun toting army penis is a waste of time! click the web button to head there[/B]

OK so me and my friends have this in joke about a Penis, that behaves sort of like the worms from game 'Worms' little helmet and bazooka etc, and goes to war, and seeing as how theres a lot of German World War 2 content in FPSC anyway we decided to go ahead and share our 'German World War 2' penis, with you all Uploaded the pic so you will need to click the download/view button in the post to see it, dont want to ruin any sensitive eyes!

Its aimed to be a joke not to offend anyone, if you think it may offend you, dont view it

i dont see how it could tho, its so damn cute!!!!!!

if you like it il upload the model and textures for you to use

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:15
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Ok.....This is not XXX, its just very odd....and very disturbing.....

Till Thy Migration Come...

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:19
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you dont consider a naked penis XXX? ^_^

i aim to confused and disorientate the average human[b]

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Apple Slicer
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:21
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Quote: "you dont consider a naked penis XXX? "


Um, it does not really look it. I just think that this is the most pointless, and sort of waste of you talent ive seen....

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:27
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Why would you even make such a disturbing model...
Yet I cannot stop looking at it.... lol
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:30
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its a bit for fun for a game, its not a serious attempt at a model, lighten up dude

its actually kinda funny in a map, seeing 3 of these guys closing in on you! they taller than the player

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General Jackson
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:50
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um this is not funny mods PLEASE delete this thread as it is COMPLETELY against the rules and i find it to be very offensive

It is well that war is so terrible or we should grow too fond of it- Robert E Lee
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:54 Edited at: 28th Feb 2009 01:55
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EDIT: Last time I said something unconstructive I got slapped, so nvm...
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 01:56 Edited at: 28th Feb 2009 02:01
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@ shooter

I put warnings on there and i didnt put the pic in the main post,

@ puppy

i didnt get chance to see what you put as you edited it too quickly so how can i slap you man?

It was just a model me and my friends found amusing when we were playing around with it in a game, i thought you guys might get a rise out of it, jeez you go on like im the next charles manson

maybe i should have entitled it...'for those with a sense of humour' instead.....

incidentally we're bk to normal work like this one see attached, spike robot

next time we wont bother...

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 02:01
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Quote: "i aim to confused and disorientate the average human"

then you've achieved your goal. *purges X10 user with a melta gun*

in the name of epic video games, I post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhZQEvg1V0Y
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 02:05
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Quote: "It was just a model me and my friends found amusing when we were playing around with it in a game, i thought you guys might get a rise out of it, jeez you go on like im the next charles manson

maybe i should have entitled it...'for those with a sense of humour' instead....."


Look, it's just un needed, and pretty much immature. Its something I would have done back in 8th grade or something.

Anyway, other people have different opinions, so just learn to accept them.

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 02:08 Edited at: 28th Feb 2009 02:09
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Yes they do have differnt opinions but im under no obligation to accept them, like my momma used to say if you aint got nothing nice to say then dont say anything,being pedantic for the point of it is just as un neccesary as how you say this is

others take it in good humor, just leave it at that

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Apple Slicer
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 02:09
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Well, it doesnt matter, no reason to argue.

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Roger Wilco
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 03:20
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You know, having rather odd friends and being rather odd myself, I can see how you and your friends had a few good laughs at this sort of odd idea.

Though, I expected a full-detail model with bump-mapped veins and all that. On the other hand, that if anything would actually be disturbing.

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General Jackson
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 04:23
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i didnt look at the pic. i dont want to. but this is a wicked post and i am VERY angered about it, it is COMPLETELY against the rules and u know it. Mods, please delete this thread

It is well that war is so terrible or we should grow too fond of it- Robert E Lee
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Quote: "i didnt look at the pic. i dont want to. but this is a wicked post and i am VERY angered about it, it is COMPLETELY against the rules and u know it. Mods, please delete this thread"


The picture is nothing! Its just the idea is just _____!

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Dang it man, it hardly even looks like what it was supposed to. If you didn't look at the pic, how can you be so offended by it?

I still don't understand society. Blood 'n guts to fill the room are fine, but something gets the slightest bit sexual and bam...

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General Jackson
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 04:34
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i am sick of people making jokes like this. its very immature, stupid, and u all know it is not right. MODS PLEASE DELETE THIS IS AGAINST RULES

It is well that war is so terrible or we should grow too fond of it- Robert E Lee
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General Jackson
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 04:35
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i dont like blood and guts either.

It is well that war is so terrible or we should grow too fond of it- Robert E Lee
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 04:40
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Airslide, very understandable, its just that this is un needed, but then again, there is no reason to totally flip out over this. Its no True big deal.

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Roger Wilco
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 13:09
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I find it amusing that people even can be offended by this. But maybe it's just me.
If blood and genitals scare you, then you shouldn't play Prey. Some enemies come out of holes in the wall that look like enormous... well, vaginas. Sort of.

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 13:22
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As RW said, if you're gonna make an innapproppriate model, at least do it so that it looks realistic to some exten... Wait, I won't go there on this particular topic...

Quote: "Though, I expected a full-detail model with bump-mapped veins and all that."


So you're an expert on the topic, are you?

Just kidding.

Quote: "I find it amusing that people even can be offended by this. But maybe it's just me."


I personally don't give a flying banana, but the AUP is there for a reason.

Everybody who is offended by this topic, for your own good do NOT visit the Oblivion mod community. The... depth there goes very far, if you catch my drift...
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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 13:37 Edited at: 28th Feb 2009 13:42
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I havnt seen the image but from what other user have said. This was very immature thing to do how old are you 5 its not funny at all its against the rules and quite frankly stupid you DO NOT post images of anything like that no matter how distorted it is we have young users here some of them may find the content of sexual nature very disturbing. I saw the title and thought "Oh my what on earth have they posted" i was generally worried to be honest. Personally i don't mind this content but NOT on a forum for young users this is not the right thing to do it would be ok on a forum that doesn't have users under age using it

I suggest a mod deletes this total dis-regard for the rules

In future read the rules anything like this is breaking them it says you can have "bra and panties" NO MORE than that.

Thats all i have to say Thank You.



EDIT: Just looked at the model that is just wrong why would we want that why make it and please keep your strange fantasies of walking penises to yourself in future its inappropriate to be shown here

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 13:46
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Quote: "So you're an expert on the topic, are you?"

Lol! Nah, I wouldn't say that I am. But I wouldn't be surprised if there's some modeller out there that has that sort of expertise.

Quote: "Everybody who is offended by this topic, for your own good do NOT visit the Oblivion mod community. The... depth there goes very far, if you catch my drift... "

I've only seen some of the horrors exposed on SomethingAwful and I'm guessing they were pretty "lightweight" in terms of sexual content. So yeah, I think I'll avoid it.

And I do agree with the others, the AUP's there for a reason. But if you're easily offended, you could've just ignored the thread until a mod would've taken action, or notify them of it.

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Posted: 28th Feb 2009 14:46
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I like the idea, its completely mad.

It needs alteration, he has feet, he doesn't need any, have his spheres shall we say be the feet, would make an interesting walk cycle. also he doesn't need a gun, have him fire out of his helmet, have it so the top of his helmet points at you, see he bends forward to to aim it at you.

Then do a ladies tuppence, and some some lady bumps as well.

Then put them online for download.

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Quote: "please keep your strange fantasies of walking penises to yourself"


I LOL'd when I saw that . I've seen it, and it is...Wrong...Very wrong, a mod should lock this thread and delete any possible way of viewing this.

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Obviously you haven't read the AUP X10:

Quote: "The following software related topics, and discussion of them, are banned from all of our forums:

3.6 Anything considered "adult" material (be it pornographic or horrific)"
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Please don't anyone try anything like this again.



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