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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Sickening. Another Evony ad.

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Zuka
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Location: They locked me in the insane asylum.
Posted: 15th Aug 2009 10:11 Edited at: 15th Aug 2009 10:25
This time it's even worse. They don't even show the name of the game on it, there's just a naked woman and "Play".



Let's take a look at the crap these people have brought us. It started out pretty understandable, close to what the game is like, an example of a good ad.



This one looks like they didn't even spend any time on it.



And this one. I've never really seen it on a site, but I saw somewhere that they took a girl off a costume ad and flipped her horizontally.


She's probably the best looking one they've had, but they didn't even try! Ugh. (Civony = Evony)

Then we've got this "princess" with an extremely low-cut dress or something:



Now the text is starting to deviate from what the game is like. Though, if you have real friends and know many girls, you might want to hide this from them anyway, it's sure to be embarrassing.

But now it's starting to become ridiculous. This next girl is your modern (excuse me, please) slut. No where NEAR a medieval girl. Isn't the game supposed to be medieval?



Seriously. She's really ugly. The only thing that guys will like about her is her boobs, and I guess that's all that matters, huh?

This one, however, just pisses me off. It's extremely embarrassing if it appears while family is around, especially since it's so big.




Also, here's just another rare one, found on Google, but I have no doubt they deployed it at some time.



It might just be a parody - the site hosting it had some database connection error on it.

So, sign here if you're pissed off about these annoying Evony ads. They are a plague to our virtual home. Not that we'll really do anything about it, but it's still cool to know that not everyone's a boob-mongering fool. Right? Some of us still hold some intelligence, hopefully?

(I know there's plenty of these threads on the internet, but I always wanted to post a whole crapload of images and complain about them. !)

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