I wouldn't say my subs were fat.. and they definitely weren't cute! But they weren't too realistic either. I suppose it could have been. There were some funny grey and blue mines as well. There weren't too many sub games about though.. I believe there were two in fact, including mine.
Quote: "Heh. Crap little letter? The one welcoming you to the wonderful world of programming or somesuch? Heh. And no manual."
That's the one
Ah the good old days.. I can just imagine Lee's mum or someone photocopying all those letters and going down the post office to send out 50 little parcels to various people who bought it