I'm actually the real ruler of Earth, well you call it Earth it is actually Ezigonix 3 and it has been under my command since the time it was created by dust and rock. I created the trees, the grass, and even the water you drink from. I am what you call God, and you are in my Utopia of warm, sun-kissed days, and the cold cheerful nights. But since the recent innovation of cars and house heating, you lot are destroying my Utopia into a mere gas ball like my brother Exilius over at Juanizi 2, and what you mere Earthlings call Jupiter. I hope you lot are proud of your, mere existing selves. But one day, I shall have my vengence! By having the planet warm up, causing you to perish with no water.*evil laugh* Oh wait, I'm just myself. And part of the forum population.