Obviously you're not taking this too seriously.
Psychiatrists no nothing in my opinion, they say one thing but realy they're saying: "We charge by the minute, so lay there on the couch while we ask silly questions and talk crap for an hour or so."
(Puts on a Superman costume and attempts to fly by jumping of the wardrobe. Then, two big guys force their way in with a straight jacket and take me away)
I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish!
I'm a Fish! I'm stealing lines from Red Dwarf! I'm a Fish!
I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish! I'm a Fish!
...sorry, been up to long (5:27 am), going to bed now
Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.