heres a good one i just got.
Quote: "BANK OF AFRICA
ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL: 225-07 60 29 61
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Rev. Dr. Kenneth Spiff a Senior Manager at Bank Of Africa here in
Cote
D'Ivoire. Though we have not related in the past, I am compelled by the
important nature of the opportunity at hand to contact you so that we can
explore avenues for cooperation in this mutually rewarding project.
A very wealthy deceased customer of our bank, Mr. Talbot Camara - a Sierra
Leonean and one time minister for natural resources in that country left
some large amount of money in a special domiciliary account with our bank
since his death in 1998.
In his Will which has just been made available to us by his Lawyer and
family, he shared his other wealth located in some other bank accounts
judiciously among his family members and local welfare organizations, but
requested specifically that the money in this account with our bank be
allocated 100% to a foreign organization or individual trustee who will
utilize it strictly for charity.
In this Will also, he gave SOLE AUTHORITY for the nomination of this foreign
trustee to his personal Lawyer - Mr. DON CLARK and the Head of the
Domiciliary Account Department of my bank, which position I am occupying
at
the moment.
So, the choice of a foreigner for this project is in strict compliance
with
the WILL of the deceased account holder who believes that the fund will
be
better utilized by a foreign trustee since there will be no interference
or
manipulation by local authorities.
Due to the exigencies of Ivoirean legislation, there became the need to
acquire a Letter Of Administration from the Ivoirean Probate Registry to
give legal impetus to the execution of this Will in Cote D'Ivoire. For
this
reason, the execution of this WILL could not materialize until last month
when the Court in Cote D'Ivoire issued the final Letters Of Administration.
Having secured this Letter Of Administration from the court, the authority
for the appointment of an administrator for this fund now lies solely in
my
hands and that of the Attorney. Both of us (Myself and the Attorney) have
met several times over this issue and have agreed mutually among ourselves
to transact this inheritance in a way that will be beneficial to the foreign
trustee, GOD and us
In fact, we have decided to utilize only 50% of this fund for charity while
reserving the rest for ourselves. After deducting the overall cost (both
foreign and local) incurred in executing this project, whatever balance
left
from the outstanding 500% will be shared equally between myself, the
Attorney and the foreign partner who will assist us to receive this money
as
the appointed trustee.
Also, the foreign partner will receive in addition to his share, the 50%
earmarked for Charity under the STRICT AGREEMENT that this part MUST be
spent for Charity through him or his organization in compliance with the
wish of the late account holder.
My reason for contacting you therefore, is to solicit for your cooperation
in this project so that your name or that of your company can be used as
the
appointed foreign trustee to whose care this money will be transferred.
However, it may require that you shall be physically present here in
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire with my assistance to complete the necessary
procedures. There is absolutely no risk involved as we have the copy of
the
Will and Letters of Administration to back the transaction. But you must
also understand that a transaction of this nature and magnitude requires
absolute secrecy so that no one else hears about it especially, our mutual
agreement to utilize and disburse this fund as stated in the paragraph
above.
If you accept to offer your cooperation for this project, please reach
me
urgently through my email address or give me a call on the above stated
telephone number to enable me give you the full schedule of the transaction.
You should also provide me with your private telephone and fax numbers
for
intimate communication.
Best Regards,
Rev. Dr. Kenneth Spiff
Director, Domiciliary Dept.
BANK OF AFRICA"
hahahahahahahahah this is so funny... and it came from a yahoo.co.uk email address..lmfao not an african one...hahahaha how stupid are people these days.
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