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wierd, I never have a problem with code. Lemme try this:
Your Mom is so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Posted by mark (mrkstr88 AT aol DOT com) on 2/25/2002 12:54:01 AM
Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Posted by JARED MCDONALD (COOL_CAT_JARED AT YOURMOM DOT COM) on 4/19/2000 2:24:15 AM
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Posted by Anon Omous (doubleyj AT hotmail DOT com) on 4/6/2000 10:40:11 AM
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
Posted by EOIN L (eoin_l AT hotmail DOT com) on 4/4/2000 8:22:40 PM
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
Posted by Steven Merlin (Magicjr4) on 3/26/2000 11:24:31 PM
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Posted by grant (grant AT propain DOT com) on 3/26/2000 10:37:38 PM
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
Posted by BOB (BOB AT BOB DOT COM) on 3/5/2000 6:10:27 PM
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries!
Posted by wayne (wayne_007 AT cheerful DOT com) on 3/2/2000 12:43:58 AM
Your Mom is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.
Posted by Lisa (Chameleon AT yourmom DOT com) on 2/21/2000 2:39:52 AM
Your Mom is so fat she could sell her shade.
Posted by Colleen (SHMROCK692 AT AOL DOT COM) on 2/16/2000 1:15:28 PM
Your Mom is so fat that you couldn't store her on a 4000 hexabite hardrive!
Posted by Justin (bsteimle AT Adelphia DOT net) on 2/10/2000 1:21:11 AM
Your Mom is so fat that her wedding picture was printed by Hagstrom.....in a three-volume atlas.
Posted by Brian Maurer (bmaurer AT hicom DOT net) on 2/10/2000 1:02:07 AM
Your Mom is so fat she has a homeless family living under her
Posted by Erin (throwing_the_finger AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/30/2000 11:11:53 PM
Your Mom is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Posted by Chris Rylands (force97 AT aol DOT com) on 1/30/2000 11:11:38 PM
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Posted by Erin (throwing_the_finger AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/30/2000 11:10:45 PM
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six
Posted by Erin (throwing_the_finger AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/30/2000 11:08:45 PM
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps
Posted by Erin (throwing_the_finger AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/30/2000 11:07:48 PM
Your Mom's butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.
Posted by ANTHONY (wndyllwcenturyinter DOT net ) on 1/29/2000 6:21:24 PM
Your Mom is so fat she was overthrown by a small militia, she's now know as The Republic of Your Mom
Posted by Erin (throwing_the_finger AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/29/2000 9:37:10 AM
Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.
Posted by billywizz541 (billy DOT whizz AT uk DOT dreamcast DOT com) on 1/21/2000 4:19:02 PM
Your Mom is so fat she had a dream of marshmellows and when she woke up her pillows were gone.
Posted by Mary (SSwweedd AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/19/2000 6:00:49 PM
Your Mom is so fat, when she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch it turned into a McDonald's sign.
Posted by Hans Hagberg (killjoyaz AT yahoo DOT com) on 1/19/2000 10:09:07 AM
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton,Toronto, Qubec.......
Posted by dees nuts (hockeyman104 AT hotmail DOT com) on 1/14/2000 10:51:47 PM
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom
Posted by dees nuts (andrew_bauman AT yourmom DOT com) on 1/14/2000 10:44:50 PM
Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
Posted by DBlurton (Blurton AT prodigy DOT net) on 1/14/2000 2:35:37 AM
Your Mom's so fat were in her right now.
Posted by bitchin (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 6/12/1999 6:45:21 PM
Your mom is so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on the scale.
Posted by giordano (scgiorda AT cedarcrest DOT edu) on 6/11/1999 6:19:33 PM
Your Mom is so fat she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell!
Posted by momma's boy (Gdsabs11 AT aol DOT com) on 6/10/1999 2:38:55 PM
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Posted by momma's boy (Taffy16146 AT aol DOT com) on 6/10/1999 1:39:49 PM
Your Mom is so fat, she blocked all the light out in plato's cave.
Posted by momma's boy (chuckpimp AT aol DOT com) on 6/10/1999 1:33:57 PM
Your Mom's so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale.
Posted by momma's boy (MiLeNk03D AT aol DOT com) on 3/21/1999 4:58:39 PM
Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Posted by momma's boy (jfast AT pearson-college DOT uwc DOT ca) on 3/21/1999 4:54:41 PM
Your Mom is so fat she when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Posted by momma's boy (BrandonM77 AT aol DOT com) on 3/21/1999 4:43:56 PM
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Posted by momma's boy (inebriated AT juno DOT com) on 3/21/1999 4:37:13 PM
Your mom is so fat she sat in the back of a bus and made it ride wheelies.
Posted by momma's boy (sburetta AT midwest DOT net) on 3/21/1999 4:30:35 PM
Your Mom is so fat, she gets in the bathtub and the neighbors' toilets overflow.
Posted by momma's boy (LikEaBoMb4 AT aol DOT com) on 3/21/1999 4:20:52 PM
Your Mom's so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater, she looks like a football field.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat, that after we finished having sex, I rolled over twice, and I was still on the Bitch!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat, every time she turns, its her birthday.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a parachute for a dress.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat, when i get on top of her i burn my ass on the light bulb.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 5:55:11 PM
Your Mom's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to f**k her!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she's got her own area code!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she back up she beep.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she influences the tides.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
Your Mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Posted by momma's boy (bitchin AT yourmom DOT com) on 5/13/1998 4:58:51 PM
All I do is paste the text, select it bottom to top, then click "Code"
So simple...
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