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Preston C
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...you only had a nonlethal weapon (something that couldn't pierce the skin, but might sting a bit, but not crack a few bones) what would it be?

I'd use a rubber band gatling gun


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Toilet Freak
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Posted: 25th Sep 2003 04:22
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my fist or my foot, for something that stings prolly some wip thing...

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Mattman
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hehe, my pinch is bad , lol. I can get some kids bad with is serious. (some kids cry, lmao)

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Eric T
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Posted: 25th Sep 2003 04:39
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i'd use my Ballsack...heheheh (don't even think about it pervs...)

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mog_squad
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To late, Eric, im already fantasising about you sweaty ballsack... What kind of perverts do you think we are, unless, some one in the fourms is a little "Different" if you know what I mean

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Eric T
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hahahahahaah, Damn austin... yeah those sweaty Dodge balls in my ballsack are all sick and wrong..

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mog_squad
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Why do you keep pushing thoughts of your ballsack on me! STOP IT!

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CloseToPerfect
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Posted: 25th Sep 2003 05:57
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Quote: "pushing thoughts of your ballsack on me!"


I'm sure there a sexual lawsuit there somewhere.

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HZence
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I would use my World Cultures teacher and put everyone to sleep.

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QuothTheRaven
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this board is in the gutter

but i'd use full contact oragimi to take them down

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mog_squad
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Im already in the gutter, so i guess it was me that draged the topic down. sorry, but seriously folks, sweaty ballsacks!

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Wiggett
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Posted: 25th Sep 2003 08:03
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id use my toy light saber and fug their sheet up beserker style. waaaaaa jedi!



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Toilet Freak
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Posted: 25th Sep 2003 09:16
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ok...enough about the ballsack thing, it's damn scary...lol

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Arrow
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A bokken ( at least I think that's how it's spelled)


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Eric T
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nah arrow you couldn't use a Bokken, it is to destructive, it could easily break bones, hell every contact you made would probably break a bone.

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TKF15H
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Piano wire.
I'd just be merciful so as not to actually kill the guy...

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adr
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Use the edge of a plastic ruler. ouch.

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Megaton Cat
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Simple. A cat.


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TKF15H
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@Megaton: The weapon can't pierce the skin.

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Preston C
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Posted: 26th Sep 2003 00:03
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the purpose was not to pierce the skin


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Northern Fist
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Posted: 26th Sep 2003 02:23 Edited at: 26th Sep 2003 06:23
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I forsee some deleted posts in the near future (MODERATORS WHERE ARE YOU!!!).

Anyways, if I was in an unarmed fight and I was allowed to break bones, I would use:
1. My feet - long range devestation.
2. My fists - middle range blows.
3. My knees - this is getting ugly.
4. My elbows - someone's scull is about to be cracked
5. My forehead - Bloody noses, anyone.

If I wasn't allowed to break bones for some highly peculiar reason...
drum roll...
...
...
...

Sit on their head and fart!

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Dave J
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Posted: 26th Sep 2003 16:31
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Quote: "...you only had a nonlethal weapon (something that couldn't pierce the skin, but might sting a bit, but not crack a few bones) what would it be?"


A blackboard duster.


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Ian T
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Posted: 26th Sep 2003 19:53
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This forum !

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 26th Sep 2003 20:19
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How about a rusty old pipe? It would crack their face AND give them some horrible disease from the rust.

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CattleRustler
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Posted: 26th Sep 2003 21:44
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he he, RUST

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Shady 2005 Simpson
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Posted: 28th Sep 2003 00:33
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I would use a tazor gun thingy, that doesn't pierce the skin. OK maybe it burns people, but not piercing
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Killswitch
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Posted: 28th Sep 2003 14:56
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You're all forgetting the terrible, mercyless feather

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Mattman
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Posted: 28th Sep 2003 22:03
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