Let's see. One of the following must be powerful and destructive enough to kill the enemy within a 200 meter radius in seconds
1) Have a giant nude picture of Joan Rivers facing the enemy. Being careful of course to have some form of eye protection.
2) William Shatner's singing played through large speakers. Being careful of course to have some form of ear protection and the speakers are pointing away from you.
3) Find a volenteer who is willing not to break wind, eat nothing but chilli for 60 days and then be dropped from an airplane. Being careful of... ah hell! Use a clothes peg on your nose.
4) Have "Friends" played on their TV's 24 hours a day. Be prepared for mass suicides and surrendering in their thousands.
5) Drop Marlon Brando on them. Unfortunatly this will cause damage to be inflicted beyond the intended area and may cause earthquakes and several tidal waves. This will also require the use of Howard Hughes's "Spruce Goose" as this will be the only aircraft large enough to fly Mr Brando to the target.
Dang! Can't think of anymore, need sleep.
Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.
