Well you made a friend here in me, so do not give up. I am always willing to help anyone I can (I'm so fatherly

) Maybe take a look at your own sig and we can work it all out.
I'm not actually sure where you got that strange jpg resolution idea from, but screenshots do not have to be that size, they can be upto 1024x768.
If you really do have trouble posting screenshots, send them to me by e-mail, I will host them on my server and e-mail you back what to post in your topic to make them show up. Then once you get the hang of it all you will be fine.
Just take a good look at KiethC's example and you will see what your WIP requires.