When you present yourself as a frustrated cranky new person, people dismiss you as another kid who opened the editor and poked around a bit then got a full nappy after a few attempts at the next final fantasy 26. You havent mentioned anything in regards to other possible languages you have learned so we have to assume your extremely green in the way of coding.
I would suggest you spend some time looking at peoples websites who have contributed a great deal of information, its clearly there and available for all to read if u spend the time to look for it.
lets get you started on a good site for a complete new user to
coding.
http://www.dbheaven.com/
once your done with this site its prolly more advisable to move onto slightly harder aspects of coding.
something like this site
http://www.hufsoft.com/darkbasic/
Without the attitude you will get alot further. Composing a post to attract help wont work with "wahhh it wont work and im a cranky coder" attitude.
You actually lose Iq points when angry so it helps you to no avail to be mad when trying to learn something new. Take it in a lot more lighthearted mood if u plan to enjoy your experience at coding.
I would suggest you familarise yourself with the simplest of commands before even attmepting a game.
The search engine www.google.com is great to help find information, dont forget about it if u dont understand something or compose a message here about something specifically your having trouble with.
see how easy it is when you have the right headspace on.