Sadface
Although, I'm still looking over my options on what to invest my 500 into, since your not going to keep the site anyway (seems that way), would you consider selling the site for $150-$250? (you can suggest something more appropriate I'm just a little boy)
I'm not suggesting that I want to rip you off as the site has got a lot of content and features but it's pretty unpopulated and will take some modification and effort to get back on it's feet.
The virus seems to only be on the /news.php page so I/we could delete it and make a new page. and it seems the most likely culprit (most of you would know the N2kmaster) for the virus was only trying to incriminate the site (if it was him).
Getting a bit ahead of myself here.
Would everyone be happy with a polar fleece jacket managing the site? As it would be

to see such a valuable site go.
But otherwise
All I really can say is...
SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME! FORGET MY LIFE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!
Poloflece