Perhaps this thread should be titled:
"If you had the power of a god, what would you do?"
Then I would:
1) Ban NWC Omega from using DB ever again for sparking a religious discusion (insert sinister laugh here).
2) Solve the universal mystery of why I always loose a sock every time I use the washing machine.
3) Find those responible for inventing those stupid crappy milk cartons you can't open properly and strike them down with a big lighting bolt.
4) If I'm having a bad day, screw up things by making the Earth spin the other way.
5) Give William Shatner the power to act for once.
6) If I'm having a really bad day, screw up things by making the Earth spin the other way and make every one look like Homer Simpson.
7) Scribble my name on the surface of the moon so it can be seen from Earth.
8) Scribble my name on the surface of the Earth so it can be seen from the Moon.
9) Re-arrange the constellations so they show characters from Star Wars (or any other character on special request or by a radio phone poll).
10) Make DBPro bug free. (Hmmm I wonder why I didn't make that top of the list?)
Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.