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*Disclaimer: Okay so upon deciding on this I already facepalmed myself and may even gouge one of my eyes out with a spoon once it is said and done.
"Zombies, where's all the zombies?" , says the little boy right before I punt him across the room.
Apparently some pre-teens and below or even young teens will not buy a game unless it has mindless, moaning, brain chomping zombies they can blast with a shotgun. Some will put a AAA game back on the shelf proclaiming, "No, Zombies?"
So,
Bond1's Zombie Pack, Pre-Purchase questions..
1.Does anyone have video of all zombies in game, displaying good textures and shaders?
2.Does anyone have tips on making these zombies bleed like there is no tomorrow?
3.Does anyone know how to use limb scaling to give the effect of blowing off limbs?
4.Does anyone have a spoon I can borrow to gouge out my left eye?