*Trip trap trip trap*
"Who's that primitive entity accessing sliding collision data from my bridge?!", the troll roared.
"Oh it's just me, Little Red Riding Hood", she said.
"I'm coming to gobble you up!", said the troll.
"Oh no! Pray, don't take me, for I possess only but a few polygons in my mesh!", said Little Red Riding Hood. "Wait a bit until the next goat comes, he's a lot bigger and uses pathetic pathfinding algorithms due to the fact he's just an NPC and therefore considered less superior by the programmer!"
"Hmm, oh alright", said the troll. "Carry on!"
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