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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 11th Nov 2003 10:35 Edited at: 11th Nov 2003 11:59
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Early Rumours! Read the script here!



http://scifi.about.com/library/weekly/aa110303.htm


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Kharnor
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Whats the title... "The Matrix: Episode 1"?

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OSX Using Happy Dude
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The Matrix:The Baby Years...


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Dave J
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Posted: 11th Nov 2003 14:01
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I hope no one takes that script seriously lmao.


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OSX Using Happy Dude
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Honey, I created The Matrix...

Three People and a little Matrix...


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DivW
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Wow. What a script. I'm allready drooling. I wonder if that "The Prophesy says i must have sex with you before [time]" line would ever work on a girl?
*Leans over to Dougie, guy who sits next to me*
"Shougity Doug! We gotta make some sweet love before midnight tonight! The prophecy demands it!"
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Owch...damn he has one hellova punch.
I don't reccoment that line unless the recipient is really, really, drunk.

Your soul...it tastes like chicken

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actarus
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The Gaytrix

Maybe will it feature a good plot this time.

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Megaton Cat
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@DivW: lol u reminded me just in time
(joking btw)

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Megaton Cat
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Quote: "Pre-Agent Smith (clutching his teddy-bear)
I don't like the way the mean machines want to hurt people.

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WTF lol

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Posted: 11th Nov 2003 18:54 Edited at: 11th Nov 2003 18:55
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Quote: "The music gets fast and primal as TEDDY-BEAR flies into a series of wild kung fu moves. Suddenly, five human-like EXPIRATORS machines crash into the room. Neo, Duality and Somewhatsleepius are ready to fight, but Teddy-Bear beats them to it, attacking and destroying the Expirators.

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HAHAHHABBAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH

just actually bothered to read the script! LAMO



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Ian T
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Lamo?

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laughing ass me of


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Pincho Paxton
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Laughing at my orifice?
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ReD_eYe
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haha
/me laughs at pincho's orifice

thats funny!


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Mattman
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lamo

actually, I'm in my dad's home office atm

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How about:

Loma (Laughing Off my ass)

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Mola!

(My Old Laughing Ass)


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ag geez..

I gota start spellingg stuff right.
(Like when I accidently spelled fartrate instead of framerate)

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Pincho Paxton
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Did Mattman think an Orifice is an Office? He's in his dad's orifice?

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lmao! or lamo!
sorry - anyhow - omg a matrix 4!!! wasn't it bad enuff with the last two films?
the very first original film was great! but now they have killed it completely in my view. and now to bring out a fourth - this is taking the pisth.

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Pincho Paxton
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Maybe you didn't read the script....
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I would certainly like there to be a Matrix 4 - dealing with the peace between the humans and mankind, or perhaps the creation of the Matrix (ignoring the rubbish Animatrix).


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Posted: 12th Nov 2003 21:20 Edited at: 12th Nov 2003 22:19
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For anyone who hasn't seen The Matrix Revolutions, here's a brief outline of the plot:

The part of Neo will be played by
The part of Agent Smith will be played by
The part of The Architect will be played by

: You fiendesh Agent Smith. I could kill you by jumping inside you, like in the original, but I won't. I'll just fight for too long and then fly off so you can reproduce many times in time for the finale.

: <Bad evil laugh>

: Good god! Now there are loads of you: and you're all badly Computer Generated!!!!



Neo doesn't kill them but does go and meet The Architect

: I have come to tell you random stuff that no one understands or cares about. Do you understand?

: No. I'm still wondering why I fought that Chinese Guy.

: There are many things you do not understand: what you must understand is that to understand you must first understand what it means to understand...(10 minutes of this crap)...Do you understand?

: No.

: Great! that was the whole point. Now you have to come and see The Matrix Revolutions.

END

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Chris K
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BTW I really hope there isn't a Matrix 4.

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Megaton Cat
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@klariza: yes...maybe u really should read the script

p.s I heard alot of crap about reloaded and revolutions but still cant wait to see em myself, and thats right, i'm gona like them too no matter wat u ppl say.

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@Chris Knott: LOL. Best. Script. Ever.

Almost beats the original Matrix.

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Chris K
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Posted: 13th Nov 2003 17:14 Edited at: 13th Nov 2003 21:25
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Thanks. I'm actually the lesser known 3rd Waschowski brother, Bill.

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Chris K
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Hey, just noticed this one:



: What use is a phone call if you are unable to speak?



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Ian T
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'dealing with the peace between the humans and mankind'

Our inner devils, eh?

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Chris K
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I figured it had something to do with penguins.


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koshi
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i thought it was the spork people and the genetically controled cockrotches...

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Chris K
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Yeah, they generally have stuff to do with stuff.

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