Or text your kid saying, 'Your adopted.' - then send another message saying, 'Sorry, wasn't meant for you, just ignore it'.
Here's a thought - maybe comedian's should concentrate on their job, making us laugh, instead of instructing us of ways that other people can make us laugh. Hell, here's a joke - you need to tweet it then tweet this then I'll stand on stage and recite the responses, and that'll be my whole entire act. Here's my routine, some assembly required.
I just don't appreciate these new comedians, we're moving further away from actual humor, into the realm of mindless social networking twaddle that just doesn't translate to a stage act. We have one guy in the UK that's especially bad for this - Russel Howard, damn everytime I see the little git I want to stab him in his one good eye with a soldering iron... same jokes over and over, routine is all about things that funnier people have done on facebook in the last 3 days.
Are there no true comedians left!

I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more memes.
