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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 18:19
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This game... Click the cookie. That's all you have to do.

[WARNING] Highly addictive
http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 20:18
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Quote: "[WARNING] Highly addictive"
Goshdangit

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bitJericho
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 20:28
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2 hours away from owning my own time machine!

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 20:33
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Those clickers get super expensive when you have a lot!

As of now I am making 427 cookies per second. Shall get a portal soon!

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Quik
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:07
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this is much more fun than it should be xD



Whose eyes are those eyes?
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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:12
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Aaand I'm up to 3,476 cookies per second!

I quite like the portal, it creates spolier
cookies per iteration!

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thenerd
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:14 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 21:17
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Just so you guys know, the more recent version of the game is here:

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

This is my current progress....heheheheh.... 3 million cookies per second now. my goal is just to get 64 of everything.



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bitJericho
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:15 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 21:16
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Up to 15kc/s, still don't own a time machine. A little over 2 hours now. I'm going to save up now and stop buying.

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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:28
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I'm at 23kc/s, and am also going to save up for a time machine.

Small tip: Open the game in a new window, not in a new tab. This way it won't pause the game when you go and do other things (I'm using chrome on linux and it pauses the game).

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Phaelax
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:30
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No matter what I do, it always says 0 cookies per second.

http://zimnox.com
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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:34
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Quote: "No matter what I do, it always says 0 cookies per second."


It doesn't record the clicks you make, only the automated ones (if that's the problem? )

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Phaelax
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:36 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 21:37
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well how do you automate it? Only thing I can see is click on the cookie, nothing else. Stupid game.

Nevermind, I see. Thought that was just a list of achievements, not things to click on.

http://zimnox.com
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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:36
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You can use the cookies you've collected to buy upgrades (on the right side of the screen)

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:37 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 21:38
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Well obviously there IS a way to automate it, so it's not really fair to call it a stupid game. Do you not see the things on the right side? If not, some sort of issue with it rendering on your computer exists.

Edit: Ah, ok...

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PixelF
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:42
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www.pixeleater.me
Register now to become a reasonably intelligent human being!
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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:43
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The wrath of the ancients!

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thenerd
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:43
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If you guys didnt see my other post, convert your saves to the new version! it's much better and includes upgrades and better performance.

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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:47
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How do you convert the old save to new?

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thenerd
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 21:49
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Click "export save" on the old version, then copy that text and go to the new version. In the new version click the "menu" button, click "import save", and paste the text.

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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 22:07
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It says "cannot import from old version, sorry"

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bitJericho
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 22:15
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I started a new game with the new version... so I have two copies of the game going

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Libervurto
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 22:23
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Oh I see, I didn't realise you could click on the right either.
It should really be a cow, not a cookie, because this is the ultimate cow-clicker!


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mr Handy
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 22:45 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 22:46
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My Cookie-Per-Second stats. No Portal, no TM.


Now buying Portal and going for TM.

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Blobby 101
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:06
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Got to 22kc/s atm, leaving it to idle atm, about 45 mins away from a time machine. I think I might stop then. xD

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mr Handy
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:21
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Earlier a friend of mine sent me a limk to similar game: Jew Simulator, there was a "steal a shekel" instead of cookie button.

Also now I am playing two games at once, the new one is awesome, I wish it have more graphics and animations!

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Libervurto
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:26 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 23:29
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Quote: "Earlier a friend of mine sent me a limk to similar game: Jew Simulator, there was a "steal a shekel" instead of cookie button."



I wonder what the best strategy is.


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mr Handy
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:28
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@Libervurto
No joke, wanna link?

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Libervurto
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:40
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No thanks, I think I get the gist of it.
I wonder what the total created cookies is?


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mr Handy
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:44 Edited at: 8th Sep 2013 23:45
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@Libervurto
And instead of "Time Machine" there is an "Open Steam", and if you click Gabe appears and game is won (but Shekels still come, Steam doubles shekel-per-second value before it bought).

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Libervurto
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Posted: 8th Sep 2013 23:49
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This is actually quite interesting in terms of game design.
You start clicking the cookie but soon with all the automation clicking becomes pointless, you are then managing resources, monitoring the prices to see what is most beneficial to buy next.


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Phaelax
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 00:16 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 01:40
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525,658 cookies per second auto-generated, with 10k cookies per mouse click.

http://zimnox.com
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mr Handy
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 00:19
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Quote: "clicking becomes pointless"

In the new version it is balanced.

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Quik
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 00:30
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Quote: "In the new version it is balanced."


no - it's even worse.



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thenerd
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 01:14
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Actually, the new version has upgrades - so your click value can increase a lot. For every manual click, I get about 180k cookies.

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mr Handy
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 01:37
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Quote: "no - it's even worse."

4500 for a click - is it bad? (if 218 cpc total)

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bitJericho
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 01:53 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 01:55
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I earn about 49kc per click but I make about 2.4mc per second, so it's a drop in the bucket really.

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Phaelax
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 04:17
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So apparently, a giant cookie will randomly appear on your screen, and if you click it, all cookie production is multiplied by 7 for 77sec.

http://zimnox.com
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easter bunny
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 04:56 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 04:58
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No Photoshop used.

(Nor any other image manipulation software, except for blurring of bookmarks)




The NEW, awesomest app on Google Play

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bitJericho
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 05:00
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Apparently cookie classic does not run up to speed for me, in firefox. I found output is actually about a third of what's stated by the time I finally did everything there was to do on it.

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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 05:13 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 05:13
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Oh, we're posting screenshots now?



http://zimnox.com

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bitJericho
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 05:42 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 05:42
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Here's mine

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Phaelax
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 05:50
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Oooo, I found a secret

8.7 billion per second plus 350 million per click. 999 time machines does wonders!

http://zimnox.com

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oops, I found a secret!
This does wonders


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bitJericho
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 05:57
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How did you get so far ahead so quickly? did you cheat?

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I hate cheaters.
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bitJericho
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 06:02
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I know >.< I've been working on this game for a good 10 hours! No cheats here! Why cheat anyway? Ruins the game.

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So you guys are telling me none of you used any auto-clickers at all? Cause that still counts as cheating! If not, then my first screenshot is legit. The second one, well, maybe my finger just went into beast mode and clicked really really fast!

I have cheat engine also Jojo, but I didn't use it. No need. There's an even easier way. But if you study my last screenshot for a minute, you'll see proof of cheating (i've corrected it since posting)

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Quote: "So you guys are telling me none of you used any auto-clickers at all?"


You used an auto-clicker?
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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 06:27 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 06:32
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Quote: "I know >.< I've been working on this game for a good 10 hours! No cheats here! Why cheat anyway? Ruins the game."

I know, but I don't really play games much anymore, not enough time for them, so I really only play them to cheat. The fun is in the cheating, not the winning.

Quote: "I have cheat engine also Jojo, but I didn't use it. No need. There's an even easier way. But if you study my last screenshot for a minute, you'll see proof of cheating (i've corrected it since posting)"

There's an easier way than searching for cookie amount and setting it instantly to 100,000,000 ??

Quote: "So you guys are telling me none of you used any auto-clickers at all?"

I couldn't be bothered to code one AHK works well for that sort of thing though.


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Posted: 9th Sep 2013 06:28 Edited at: 9th Sep 2013 06:28
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Been playing too much cookie clicker



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