EWJ in-game quiz
What color is Jim's red gun?
wrong: Blue
correct: Green
wrong: Yellow
How does Jim spell his first name?
wrong: JMI
correct: MIJ
wrong: IJM
If Dan was stuck in Mexico City, how many days would it take before he would
eat?
wrong: Dan-Food=Time
wrong: Mexican food is evil
correct: Mexican food is good; Dan is evil
When is Jim's birthday?
wrong: The day he was born
correct: June 9, 1994
wrong: Today if you have a present
What is Princess What's Her Name's real name?
correct: What's Her Name
wrong: HEY YOU!
wrong: Chip Butty
Phrase your response in the form of a question.
correct: Huh?
wrong: No
wrong: Maybe
Can Jim speak French?
wrong: Oui
correct: Non
wrong: Michelle, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Can Jim speak German?
wrong: Ja
wrong: Nein
correct: Bitte, wo ist die toilette?
Can Jim speak Spanish?
correct: Si
wrong: No
wrong: Si, aber he nicht el francais hablo, though
Can Jim speak Japanese?
wrong: Hai
correct: Iie
wrong: O kudasai kori
Can Jim tie himself into a knot?
correct: No
wrong: Jim has no arms
wrong: He probably can, but he'd only do it to impress girls
Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium?
wrong: A
wrong: B
correct: Both A and B
Does Jim's mother approve of the girls he dates?
correct: No, she does not
wrong: Jim never brings any home
wrong: Worms do not have mothers; they reproduce asexually
Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich?
wrong: Yes
wrong: No
correct: Over my dead body
How can you easily complete this level?
correct: Press reset
wrong: Follow the path of least resistance
wrong: What!? You're almost done!
What Broadway musical is based on annelids?
wrong: Wormlight Express
wrong: Worms
correct: The Worm of the Opera
Jim is to worm as Jam is to:
wrong: Warm
correct: Dog
wrong: Butter
Why are we here?
wrong: Ask Buckaroo...
wrong: That's a question for Des Cartes
correct: Because Scott is coming at 10 AM
Why is this question here?
correct: Don is hell-bent on getting his name into this game
wrong: Would you care to spin the wheel?
wrong: Don't get smarmy with me, just answer it
Coal is to water as a light bulb is to:
wrong: Water
wrong: Coal
correct: Wet Coal
If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes Capricorn?
wrong: Poor-fitting shoes in southern France
wrong: Dental floss
correct: One and one half pounds of butter
Who is the king of the animals in Africa?
wrong: Marimba
wrong: Help, I can't swimba
correct: Earthworm Jimba
What is the meaning of life?
wrong: Ask Brian
correct: 42
wrong: Forty-two
Does misery love company?
correct: None of your beeswax
wrong: No, 3 is company
wrong: No, misery is not mature enough to distinguish between a simple-preadolescent crush and true love
In a dogfight between a Spitfire and a Harrier, which plane would win?
wrong: The Spitfire
correct: The Harrier
wrong: Flamin' Yawn can spit fire, but the queen is harrier.
Use what in place of butter when cooking?
correct: Shortening
wrong: Lengthening
wrong: Weasel feathers
Who are you?
correct: Who, who, who, who?
wrong: I really want to know.
wrong: Now tell me--who are you?
I don't get it.
wrong: Neither do I
wrong: And your point is...
correct: The right answer is often wrong, and the rest don't make sense, so you haven't much of a chance anyway.
Seven times seven equals:
wrong: 49
wrong: Forty-nine
correct: C'mon, I really need this power-up!
W.W.W. stands for:
correct: Weewy Wascawy Wabbit
wrong: World War Won
wrong: Keep On Truckin'
These walk down stairs, alone or in pairs.
correct: Shoes
wrong: Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool as they
used to be
wrong: Take a memo
How many donuts are in a dozen?
correct: 8, by the time you get home
wrong: Do I have to share them?
wrong: 13, if you smile nicely
How fast does Jim's plasma gun fire?
correct: A bazillion rounds a second
wrong: Infinity
wrong: Once
What exactly is a 'Mojo'?
wrong: A really big cup of coffee
correct: A tiny Elvis
wrong: command, as in 'Mojo your own lawn'
Jim's super suit is what size?
wrong: 11n, 34, XL
wrong: M
correct: One size fits all
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step?
wrong: The Hustle
wrong: Wormwalk
correct: The Funky Cow
During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as:
correct: M.C. Sweet N Low
wrong: Ice Cream
wrong: Wormio
Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling?
wrong: Yes
correct: Jim has no arms
wrong: No
Jim's super suit is:
wrong: Wash and wear
wrong: All-natural fibers
correct: Filled with healthy and delicious oat bran
What is Jim's favorite magazine?
correct: Annelid Monthly
wrong: Tiny Elvis Collectors Quarterly
wrong: Playworm
If Jim wasn't an earthworm, what would he be?
wrong: Jim
correct: A cow
wrong: Not an earthworm
Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size?
correct: The ladies love it
wrong: Huh? Which one is different?
wrong: It makes him look like David Bowie
Have you read the instruction manual?
correct: No.
wrong: Yes
wrong: Yes, but I can't find where tab A fits into slot B
In college, Jim played what sport?
correct: Jousting
wrong: Go-Go dancing
wrong: Cricket
When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 pins to win. He should:
correct: Hit reset and get a spare if no one sees
wrong: Aim at the right side of the pins
wrong: Aim at the left side of the pins
What is Jim's second favorite disguise, after 'Blind Sally'?
correct: Steve's Shop Vacuum
wrong: Nematode Nick
wrong: The Prime Minister of England
Have you seen the Earthworm Jim cartoon?
correct: Yes
wrong: No
wrong: Cartoon?
What was the answer to the previous question?
wrong: C
correct: A
wrong: B
What is Jim's favorite fighting game?
wrong: Mortal Wombat IV
correct: Samurai Slowdown
wrong: Kill Her In Stink
Jim was born in what state?
wrong: Actually, being a worm, he was born under a state
correct: Texas
wrong: state of shock
What kind of license do you need to fly a pocket rocket?
correct: Class 'C'
wrong: To kill
wrong: You need a license???
In China, this American cartoon character was renamed. There he was called:
correct: Mickey Mao
wrong: Imperialist Rat-Boy
wrong: Rick Rodent
Psy-Crow is named after which Shiny employee?
wrong: Steve Crow
correct: Psy Sterling
wrong: Cy Crowmagnon
Where is Jim originally from?
correct: Texas
wrong: Lost Vegas
wrong: The upper west side of Manhattan
Is Jim dyslexic?
correct: Sey
wrong: Yes
wrong: No
What is a Chip Butty?
wrong: Some silly English food -- usually with clotted cream
wrong: Something you'll hopefully never have to experience
correct: A totally rad power-up
What flavor is a cow?
correct: Milk
wrong: Vanilla
wrong: Just like chicken
Fore!
correct: A nice shot!
wrong: Four
wrong: 4
Would you like that on account or gift certificate?
wrong: Gift certificate, please
correct: On account of I'm cool
wrong: I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian for $1500
What is 'The Manta'?
wrong: Isn't that the thing Greg got when the family went to Hawaii?
wrong: new post-grunge industrial-jazz ska band
correct: A secret move for Jim
Is there a correct answer for this question?
correct: Yes
wrong: No
wrong: Yes, the correct answer is A
What food is not available on the streets of New York City?
wrong: Fried worms
correct: Real beef hotdogs
wrong: English mustard
If 'A' is the correct answer, what is 'B'?
wrong: The wrong answer
correct: The correct answer
wrong: Neither A nor B
Can I borrow ten dollars but only take five? That way I'll owe you five dollars and you'll owe me five and we'll both be even.
correct: O.K.
wrong: Huh?
wrong: I don't have any money on me right now
Sometimes the correct answer isn't:
wrong: A
correct: B
wrong: C
When Peter Puppy gets angry, he:
wrong: Counts to 10
correct: Acts like he's been 'belted by gamma rays'
wrong: Pretends he's a rock band and trashes hotel rooms
Major Mucus usually has:
correct: Tons of loose change
wrong: Free Floating Anxiety
wrong: Someone following behind him with a squeegee to clean up the mess
The correct answer is:
wrong: None of the below
correct: I'm not really sure
wrong: All of the above
Jim's favorite magic trick is:
correct: Pulling a rabbit out of a hat
wrong: Pulling a worm out of a super suit
wrong: Sawing Psy-Crow in half
Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is
wrong: Part of the 'Contract With America'
wrong: The way I met my last wife
correct: Not winning anything
If all the particles in the universe were to collapse to a single point, it would create a
correct: Mess
wrong: Black hole
wrong: Bang
Jim makes a good:
wrong: BLT sandwich
correct: Hood Ornament
wrong: Tasty snack
If I said you had a nice personality, would you
wrong: Be flattered
wrong: Agree
correct: Hold it against me
Don't worry,
wrong: I can't help it
wrong: That's easy for you to say
correct: Be happy
When will The Hammer tie the knot?
correct: Feb 7th, 1997
wrong: 2001 - A True Oddity
wrong: As soon as he gets his 'woodsman' merit badge for knot tying
I think I've heard that before...
correct: Andy probably told you already
wrong: No, you didn't
wrong: What??
