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Guy
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Hello humanity. I am a new guy at this \"programming\" thing, and I am not the best at it. I can make a triangle move around when I press the arrow keys on flash so far. But thats about all I can do at the moment. I am trying to figure out what I am doing and I was goggling stuffs and found this place.

Now I am here.

And I don\'t know what is going on.

Im using a mac, apple, desk top thing from work. I dont know what its called.
Also in the Project Spark Beta. Sweetness.

"What did I do wrong? Why isn't it working!?"
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Seditious
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Posted: 10th Jan 2014 15:23
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Quote: "Im using a mac, apple, desk top thing from work. I dont know what its called."


A computer.
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Kezzla
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Posted: 10th Jan 2014 16:05
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welcome fellow stranger. ask all that you will of our community. we are all here to help

Ok, Jokes over, No more eye burn.
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mr Handy
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Posted: 10th Jan 2014 18:38 Edited at: 10th Jan 2014 18:39
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Quote: "Im using a mac, apple, desk top thing from work. I dont know what its called."


The Hard Drive?



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nonZero
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Posted: 12th Jan 2014 09:07
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Quote: " "Im using a mac, apple, desk top thing from work. I dont know what its called." "

An Apple Mac, perhaps. Of course it may also be a toaster.

Footnote: You should ask a programming-specific question to get a programming-specific answer. Also, "Goggles" are an accessory that "do nothing" whereas "Google" is a search-engine (owned by a billion-dolar corporation of the same name, controlled by the Illuminati).

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 14th Jan 2014 15:22
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I smell a bot.
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nonZero
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Posted: 15th Jan 2014 19:54
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I smell fish eggs... Could be a roe-bot...

Oh yeah! *drum roll #2 for today*

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Phaelax
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Posted: 17th Jan 2014 19:03
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*facepalm* at nonzero

http://zimnox.com
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nonZero
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Posted: 19th Jan 2014 00:22
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In my defence; I was in a silly mood that day. /poor-excuse

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NIlooc223
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Posted: 19th Jan 2014 06:27
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Shame on you. Im tired of you using these excuses nonZero. You are grounded.
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nonZero
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Posted: 19th Jan 2014 09:50
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*sniff* Now I'm gonna miss that awesome party on next Saturday! No one understands me!!! *slams bedroom door*

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 19th Jan 2014 10:35
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One time my sister slammed (into) a door so hard the frame detached from the wall and then there was no longer a door

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Seditious
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Posted: 19th Jan 2014 10:57 Edited at: 19th Jan 2014 10:58
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One time my door slammed (onto) a sister so hard the wall detached from the frame and then there was no longer a sister

[edit] Oops! Thought this was posting competition. I'd replace my post with "hello I'm a cat" but then some silly sausage will think that was the original content of the post and that I'm just posting nonsense.
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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 19th Jan 2014 11:05
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Hello Humanity is the new Posting Competition

Nah, I kid. Some silly sausage will read that and murder all the eggs and hash browns on the plate.

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 20th Jan 2014 20:53
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A clever mod would mash this thread and mix it into the hash of competitions.
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NIlooc223
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Posted: 21st Jan 2014 03:31
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A mod clever this thread mash into the hash browns of plate.
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nonZero
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Posted: 21st Jan 2014 16:14 Edited at: 21st Jan 2014 16:16
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A brown hashed enough will mod this thread and bash it into the mix of competitions.

btw: Points every 17 posts. Yaaay!

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NIlooc223
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2014 02:51
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A hashed mod will brown this competition into the mix of threads!

btw: 17 posts every points. Noooo!
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nonZero
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2014 11:05
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A browned points will post this hash into the competition.

Btw: 17 threads per mix: Oooon!

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2014 00:55
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A points browned will post this hash into the competition.

wtb: mix 17 threads per: !Seeeeey
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nonZero
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2014 09:09
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"You realise you're not nearly as funny as you think you are," said Onii-chan.

"I know that, which means I must be as funny as I think I am; in a paradoxical sort of way," I replied.
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JLMoondog
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2014 20:17 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2014 20:18
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This isn't the posting competition. Way to go welcoming a new member..

This thread breaks the rules set out in section 3.1 of the Acceptable Usage policy. Please refer to section 3.1 of the Acceptable Usage Policy for full details:

http://www.thegamecreators.com/?gf=aup#forum

AUP Section 3.17 ...Moderators shall, at their discretion, determine what constitutes a violation of these terms, along with generally accepted netiquette standards, and can take action against those who violate these rules.

If you contributed to the reason for locking, you may now find yourself on moderation, or in extreme cases a ban.

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