Well, time for my inauguration speech then.
Speech:
Um, yay! I'm one step closer to world domination.
Presidential Pledge (VP is required to sign this too):
I, the number formerly known as zero, nonZero, given the human name of Jason, do hereby pledge to not take one step over the proverbial "line" that divides AUP-standard and non-AUP-standard by any means, explicit or implicit, for the duration of my ownership of the badge of Forum President, should I have said badge bestowed upon myself, and I shall also abide by any additional conditions set forth for myself through a public or private message conveyed to myself through official forum channels within seventy-two hours of recieving the afforementioned badge.
Furthermore, if so required by the administrative staff of TGC:
I shall commit myself to the prevention and mitigation of disputes within the forum to the best of my abilities as a community representative.
I shall, from the moment of the aforementioned badge being issued, cease all all forms of "nASA" political activity other than acknowledgement of the existence of the entity "nASA" and its original three members. I shall not resume, or knowingly permit the resuming of, any such activity until the 10th of June 2015.
I shall refrain from placing suggestive quotations in my signature (for example, ones regarding hands being in a poor state due to stroking).
I shall act as an advisor to my colleague, Dark Java Dude 64, with regard to his forum conduct in the event he should make a post the wittingly or unwittingly may be suggestive or offensive.
Signed:
n

nZer

nonZero,
Current Forum President
... Cool, all official. DJD, you're up.
"I was in nASA before it was cool" -- Original nASA Members (nonZero, DJD and TheComet)