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DivW
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Posted: 11th Dec 2003 13:05
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Yay! My first post to get a "Hot Topic" Tag!
Has anyone seen the "Help Tecopet" post in the Team requests forums? It's split into 2 parts. It made me laugh so much when i saw it. -Dave

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DivW
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Mwuahahaha! just spent the Period reading those topics, the Megaman one is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. I actually want to track him down so i can laugh in his face. -Dave

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Chris K
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Posted: 11th Dec 2003 17:50
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I work for Megaman.
I am polishing my black kevlar right now.
I can't wait till I get my MechWarrior TM.


...and like that; he's gone...
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DivW
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Posted: 11th Dec 2003 18:39
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You don't polish Kevlar!Cept the thing is, it's METAL PLATED KEVLAR. Now Kevlar's properties are that it's light, fire retardent, fairly flexible, and bullet proof. It's other main property is that it does'nt expand and contract with heat a lot. This means that putting metal plates on it is just...well, it's just Megaman.

And save the polish for your Mechwarrior. You never know, it could be plated in Kevlar (lol)

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Megaton Cat
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Quote: "Can you imagine a huge mechwarrior type thing walking through the city in search of Geri?!?!?"


ROFLMAO
aahhh DAMN YOU
u made me spit out my lunch cause i burst of laughing!!
LOL

mechwarrior: Where GERI? DESTROY!
RAR
*steps on chriss knott's car*
*fires missles into nearby buidings*
RAR

LMAO this thing cracks me up. That conversation was a JOKE.

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DivW
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Posted: 11th Dec 2003 18:57 Edited at: 12th Dec 2003 00:25
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I think we can safetly replace the words Stupid, Idiot, Insane, Addled, Moron, Tube, Spoon, Nutjob, Tool, Wanker, etc. etc. with the summary: "Megaman Zero"!.

That Thread kept me amused for the whole computing period today. Me Shoug & Steve loved it.

Oh, and Shougity Doug has signed up for the Forums now. He's going under Doug C and keeps asking questions about hacking the RM C3 Network, but he has very good reasons.

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Chris K
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Posted: 11th Dec 2003 20:42
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Quote: "*steps on chriss knott's car*"


Don't worry, it's made of kevlar plated kevlar.


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CattleRustler
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@DivW did you mean "MegaMan Zero" or "Megaton" ?

-RUST-

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DivW
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Posted: 12th Dec 2003 00:24
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Whoops! Sorry Megaton. Meant Megaman Zero. Feel like a right twat now. Better go fix that before Megaton notices.

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MikeS
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Posted: 12th Dec 2003 01:23
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Megaman Zero

Quote: "Most already are, I just put one business out of business today, a marriot, I threw one of their members in jail, & the rest are under susspicion."


Quote: "How did I do it? I simply told them not to call back, in my state, there is an anti telemarketer thing in place, which I am on the list for, & they called back, so I had every right to throw them in jail & shut them down."


Quote: "Anyway, I gtg, some of my men just came up to me & are asking some questions."


Quote: "No, they wear black kevlar with metal plating. Im not insane, however, it seems like you should be locked away for 20-30 years yourself."


Quote: "wibble wibble wibble - I am on crack "


Quote: "I will destroy you all with my kevlar blow up doll. I will sue the government for allowing people to buy PCs, an Bill Gates as well"


Quote: "Geri's replies

i sended no emails for nobodey.

is jou havent brain to get it, than kill somebodey in spain or whatelse "


Dang, never realized Megaman was such an idiot. Makes Geri sound smart almost.

Read the Abomb's post, and I think we'll get the idea.

(Now to go read the other posts)



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Dave J
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Posted: 12th Dec 2003 01:40
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Quote: "Whoops! Sorry Megaton. Meant Megaman Zero. Feel like a right twat now. Better go fix that before Megaton notices. "


Lol, you Megaman Zero!


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Northern Fist
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LOL

Anyways, off to a different tangent: I think we could all rant on various QBasic stuff made in the 90s alone.
Examples include:
1. Some sort of game where Santa delivers gifts to large white boxes that are passed off as houses.
2. A game where fighters that are made out of circles and lines punch each other in turns until one of them dies.
3. many many more...

Yeah, I can't remember the names of any of them...

"Power, precision, and don't forget about speed. If you practice everyday with these things in mind... you begin to develope A FIGHTING MODE." - Fist of Legend (Jet Li)
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TheAbomb12
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Quote: "LMAO this thing cracks me up. That conversation was a JOKE"


no, that conversation was the real thing. I didn't change one word (except sh*t) in that entire message.

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You guys do realize Megaman Zero is joking about that whole thing right...


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Eric T
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Quote: "and what ever happened to Solidz?

"


He's alive, and will return one day.

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Mattman
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He will? I haven't seen him on AIM in a while (I may just be on at the wrong time though)

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Van B
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Posted: 12th Dec 2003 11:05
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DivW,
Bullet proof vests are made from Kevlar, and metal plates. Kevlar is great at stopping bullets, but the impact of a bullet on a Kevlar vest without the metal plates could kill you - the metal plates are there to absorb the impact of the bullet.

I know that does'nt mean metal plated Kevlar, but they do use metal plates that slide into pockets on the vest.


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DivW
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Posted: 12th Dec 2003 11:47 Edited at: 12th Dec 2003 11:51
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I checked out what u were saying VanB, What you're refering to is Handgun Protection. It's where they put an extra sheet in underneath near your vitals (Heart for example) so that a bullet from something like a .44 Magnum won't get through to your skin. You know i found a Ballistic Test for a Jacket Hollow bullet from a .44 Magnum, it only penetrated 36mm into the Kevlar, so add your factor of safety to that and you have 44mm of deformation. Kevlar's made in full body moulds, (actually, i don't know if it is moulded, it's chemically considered a plastic, but i'm not sure how it's made...) so the impact is spread out over the whole of your torso if you take a bullet to your middle. Check it out at www.Kevlar.com if you want to see for yourself. I'm looking at the military Intercept vest for this info.

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He really thought he could win on cs_mexico...
Too much CS!

A cute looking koala with a WHAT!? THEY can't use Kalashnikovs, can they?
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Except for the music playing in that one building, cs_mexico is a pretty good map.


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DivW
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That's the one where u can kill the chickens and blow up the Radio, right? I was playing that map about a month ago online. Got blown to bits. Should have remembered my Metal Plated Kevlar...lol.

If i had my mechwarrior i would have shown them...



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no Div ur talking about Italy. The radio music on Italy is good music.
I haven't played mexico.. maybe i should dl it
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Yea i think its italy and the music is Pavarotti , no really!

A cute looking koala with a WHAT!? THEY can't use Kalashnikovs, can they?
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i contacted him on aim
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ChrisContreras1 (6:08:01 PM): whats the imperium?
Ra of Imperium (6:08:10 PM): my merc unit
ChrisContreras1 (6:08:29 PM): latest in LSD technology?
Ra of Imperium (6:08:42 PM): no, we are beyond it
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Ra of Imperium (6:13:22 PM): we didnt have to research it
Ra of Imperium (6:13:32 PM): we are relativly smart, the only thing we cant do is spell
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Ra of Imperium (6:16:54 PM): the only way to take this suit out, is to either take out most of the city that they are using it in
Ra of Imperium (6:17:00 PM): or to use a sniper and aim for the eyes
ChrisContreras1 (6:17:19 PM): in our suit, the penis is the vulnerable spot, but we're working on that
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Shh his men are listening, don't forget to aim between the eyes!

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