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Geek Culture / Where can I buy some internet?

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BatVink
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Posted: 1st Feb 2004 19:01
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I'd like a small bag, enough to get me going for a week or so.

Sorry...just recalling an amusing anecdote told by a guy who runs an internet cafe. He gets a few requests from people asking "to buy some internet".

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TKF15H
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Posted: 1st Feb 2004 21:02
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Just to bug my teacher, I made everyone ask him to record the
internet for them on floppies, so they could browse at home.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Gery
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Posted: 1st Feb 2004 22:11
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go to the shop, and buy one kilogramm internet....
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Jeku
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 00:02 Edited at: 2nd Feb 2004 00:03
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That reminds me of an Onion article I read many years ago about a woman who "accidentally dragged her Internet (icon) to her recycle bin", thereby erasing the entire Internet.


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Gery
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Posted: 10th Feb 2004 20:23
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ehh... typ americans...
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Dreq934
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 01:42
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I beat the internet.. the end guy was hard!

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Mattman
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 05:08
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I thought the sold it buy the pound ...
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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 10:57
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i've just downloaded internet, can i put it on a floppy?

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Benjamin
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 11:55
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yup but it has to be a 5 1/4 inch remember

Always have, never will =)
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flibX0r
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 13:40 Edited at: 12th Feb 2004 13:44
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Aaaaargh! Ge3ri!!!!!! Kill it! kill it!

Lol, i wanted to get the internet DVD from the shop, but i couldn't cos its XXXXXXXXXXXXXXR rated. Or i could get the porn free version, but thats like a 3 1/2 floppy, and it aint even full

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Dave J
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 14:39
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There's a porn-free version?!?!?!? o_O


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flibX0r
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Posted: 12th Feb 2004 16:19
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Yeah, it contains this site and half the microsoft site (without the downloads)

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MiRRoRMaN 64
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Hell, if that where possible I'd buy some www.alisachan.com


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