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stann65
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hi,
for my R.E(religouse education)homework i have to produce my own MasterCard advert using powerpoint.(you know the type were it goes;

something something £40
something else £30
something nice £60
something else....priceless

if you have any ideas on this please post

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Elleomea
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Posted: 11th Feb 2004 19:15
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Wine... Free (courtesy of JC)
Food for 5000 guests (2 fish, 5 bread rolls)... £2.79
Scribe to record the day for your upcoming book... £10/hour
Homework being set about you 2000 years after your death... priceless.

Somethings in this world make sense, for everything else there's religion.*

But all you people really should learn to do your own homework. :/

(*Not meaning to offend anyone of anything, just being vaguely amusing)

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what do you think to catching saddam as priceless: yes or no

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Elleomea
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Posted: 11th Feb 2004 19:32
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...not exaclty very religious.

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Dazzag
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Hmmm. Mastercard adverts for religious studies? Erm.... can see some clashes on that one...

Does it have to be a proper advert to promote Mastercard, but including religion? Cos, there is the rub...

Devoted to God : £500
Worshipping Jesus : £250
Helping others : £100
Existing in eternal bliss : Priceless.

Just seems a bit much with the money (ie. not exactly religious).

I would go with:-

Ritual Satanic sacrifice : £1200 (per virgin)
Bath of blood : £500
Seeking the eternal damnation of Hell : £1500
Conspiring with the hordes of the pit : £750
Selling your soul : £2000
Letting Jesus into your life, and bringing hope to everyone who knows you : Priceless

Man that was cheesy. I need a shower...

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Dazzag
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Heh, and according to the JW books, they would go something like...

Christianity : The eternal damnation of nuclear hell
Buddist : See Christianity
Every other religion : See above
Jehova Witness : Neverending hapiness in a place much like the garden of Eden, with lions and tigers and everything, plus a nuclear cloud in the background over a ruined city, oh, and they are all dead. Erm... I mean Priceless. (Honest, I have the book somewhere)

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Quote: "The eternal damnation of nuclear hell"


Quote: "Every other religion : See above"


Not!

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stann65
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Posted: 11th Feb 2004 20:09
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it dosn't have 2 be religouse but i think the teacher wants us to put something that can be linked to; religion,peace,war or poverty
for the priceless thing.

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Posted: 11th Feb 2004 20:38 Edited at: 11th Feb 2004 20:41
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Quote: "Not!"

How so? Unless JW have changed dramatically over the last few years, then this is basically it in a nutshell. I even remember reading some of the articles which basically said "Even if you think you are worshipping Jesus, are very good etc, go to church every day etc, then, because you are not a Jehova's witness, then essentially you are being tricked by Satan, and will go directly to hell. Will not pass go. Will not collect £200 etc."

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Jehova Witness, they just always amused me. And their literature is actually quite interesting. They basically cover some pretty cool topics in detail, then spoil it with the last paragraph essentially saying "but nevermind all that, you will burn in hell unless you are a Jehova Witness!!!". Nice.

I don't expect any backlash from that one, cos of the long discussion I had with a Jehova Witness a few years ago, where basically computers are the Axis of evil or somesuch, and we shouldn't be using them. So none on here I would imagine. Otherwise, tut tut. Oh, he then followed that up by saying they had a translating program (a bit like Babel fish these days) that could convert any language (perfectly too he insisted). Aha. And it fit on a floppy. Hmmm. Bit opposite to the eternal damnation for being a computer science student... Oh, and this was 1991. Go figure.

Cheers

Ps. Oh, and Stan, isn't your teacher really giving you like hardly any wiggle room here? I mean, all you can really do is something like
Vietnam : £30 billion
WW2 : £50 billion
Iraq 1 : £5 billion
Iraq 2 : £25 billion
Christianity/place next to God/a childs love etc : Priceless.

And we won't even mention the religion/wars type link that makes the above a bit of a cheek (apart from the child's love bit, and forget mentioning religion).

Oh, I was just chucking in random figures above, no need to post how wrong I was

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ok,

this is it

something non religous £??
something non religous £??
something non religous £??
something non religous £??
something religious in that sence.... priceless

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So what was wrong with my war one? Had nasty war stuff, then something religious at the end. Perfectly fine if you ask me.

And it's "sense".

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i dont want all R.E though

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Teh Go0rfmeister
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war is almost always religeous, WW2: Jews, Palstine vs Isreal, afghan vs new york, i cant think of nething to go with the mastcard tho.

maybe...

tesco value crisps: 2p
chip butty from the local chippy: 99p
etc etc etc

giving all you food to the 3rd world: priceless

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thats a good one

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Quote: "Christianity : The eternal damnation of nuclear hell
Buddist : See Christianity
Every other religion : See above
Jehova Witness : Neverending hapiness in a place much like the garden of Eden, with lions and tigers and everything, plus a nuclear cloud in the background over a ruined city, oh, and they are all dead. Erm... I mean Priceless. (Honest, I have the book somewhere)"


haha my mom is a Jehova witness....i think there all evil because all they do is make my mom cry but will she listin to me and give up the ****ing religion? NO! but anyhow that seems to go with the
Quote: "nuclear cloud in the background over a ruined city"



Going to church weekly - 2$
Paying for gas - 25$
helping out a friend - 100$

Giving up church so you have more free time to **** women and live in sin - Priceless.

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ive got it done and i have chose;

a new dartboard £30
a new watch £60
a bag of sweets £1
no poverty in africa...priceless

i have got the pictures to mach all of theses.


But now can you suggest any good songs/music to put to it as i am baffled in choosing.

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Quote: "But now can you suggest any good songs/music to put to it as i am baffled in choosing."


How about
dead kennedys - kill the poor
http://www.lyricsdomain.com/4/dead_kennedys/kill_the_poor.html


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Religeous Education in the UK focusses on Morals as well as different religeous beliefs, but they call it RE all the same. Allthough everyone's jumped on the Christianity Angle, when i did RE we didn't do Christianity, we did Budhism, Hindu, etc.

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stann65
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i don't want something that is to loud and upbeat.

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mad world

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havn't heard of that.

i don't want any cheesy party tunes neither.(like YMCA)
i was considering with it been about money 'ABBA's 'money money money'

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"mad world" by Gary Jules if that help u find it

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i just got hold of the Hackers sound track and that is good.

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