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Geek Culture / GirlFriend 1.0

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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 14:51
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it.
I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay.

Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself.

Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shutdown for a while.

I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend was totally ''object-oriented.''

A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw, which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off.

I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of insufficient resources.
Damokles
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 15:00 Edited at: 29th Feb 2004 15:03
Well, didn't you know Girlfriend is a trojan ?

Look at this site : http://www.securityspace.com/smysecure/catid.html?id=10094

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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 15:17
noob, who can't spell noob, who posts a noobish joke that has been ripped from a joke site. in other words...


i smell a noobie!

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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 15:25 Edited at: 29th Feb 2004 15:26
I no longer communicate with the people behind the GirlFriend software. They took my money and ran. Tech support told me to get over it after I told them the software was highly defective.

I took the machine that was plagued with GirlFriend software (and related programs) and burned it on my front lawn.

Now everything is A-OKAY on my new uninfected platform.

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Arkheii
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 15:26
I knew it! Those GirlFriend apps are just out to waste system resources!

Fortunately for me, I have a firewall in my system, so those apps wouldn't even dare to come near me! Not that it's a totally good thing... LOL

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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 15:57
I am running Wife1.0 but luckily am not having any of the problems mentioned above. My Wife1.0 always launches FreeSexPlus without a problem for any of my Hardware or their 3 Device Ports. No problems with Audio or anything SCSI. I guess I am lucky to have gotten a good version of Wife1.0

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spooky
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 16:09
I'm sad as I am currently running DIY 1.0 home edition.

Boo!
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 16:35


Did you get the BundlePack that comes with a new Joystick?

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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 17:05
that was pretty funny, i laughed my version of girlfriend seems to have a delayed response to input via a mobile telephone device
answer the bloody texts dammit!

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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 20:13 Edited at: 29th Feb 2004 20:14
Spooky, I'm so glad you got the home edition, and not the office version

...or the shareware, or network editions.

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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 20:17
I thought that was good! Mr Flibble, maybe you are being a bit too harsh.

Pricey
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 21:27
this is OLD


Dig a pit and poo in it
look i am a newb
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Posted: 29th Feb 2004 23:47
i got it through email, another chain thing(looks like i got more bad luck for not sending it to 15 people)
right now i'm useing HandyCream 1.0
Fallout
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Posted: 1st Mar 2004 05:04 Edited at: 1st Mar 2004 05:05
I personally make my version of GirlFriend work perfectly by downloading, applying and skillful manipulation of the GirlFriend Crack.

Insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 1st Mar 2004 10:23
this is getting sicker by the post

Dazzag
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Posted: 1st Mar 2004 14:37
Girlfriend 1.0 starts on your floppy (sometimes on a Zip), but then moves onto your hard drive. Strangely Girlfriend 1.0 only seems to go down when you have installed Expensive Items 1.0. This will stop after a short time, but every time an upgrade to Expensive Items 1.0 is made (now on version 457.5) Girlfriend 1.0 goes down again. Note that each upgrade of Expensive Items costs more than the last one.

Old joke. Tired now.

Cheers

I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Dazzag
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Posted: 1st Mar 2004 14:38
Oh, and as all older computer geeks know, Girlfriend 1.0 was the Amiga.

Cheers

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 1st Mar 2004 23:26
It's something you install on your hard drive. For some reason it hates floppy drives

Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 00:08
Quote: "I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it.
I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay.

Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself.

Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shutdown for a while.

I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend was totally ''object-oriented.''

A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw, which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off.

I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of insufficient resources. "




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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 00:22
It's a joke.

Now do you get it? lol


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zircher
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 00:24 Edited at: 2nd Mar 2004 00:32
Try running Fetch Clue 1.0. (Must be a Mac User, unplug your computer and throw it out the window. It will have about the same effect as the GirlFriend or Wife series.)
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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 01:28
I have one question...

WTF is GirlFriend ???


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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 01:34
uh...it's also known as Crackwhorev3.1 and Pregnant1.3

spooky
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 01:46
or NagNagNag2.0 or putthebloodyseatdown2.0

Boo!
Dazzag
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 02:50
It's nice if you have Haven'tHadToDoDishesSince1989 Ver 1.2 installed. Very rare these days though...

Cheers

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Preston C
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 03:00
@Megaton, CMC 101, HZence: Man, how do you guys not get this joke, I'm laughing my lungs out reading this post!

Cheers,
Preston


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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 03:08
for those of you not getting the joke, It's a simple analogy for one's girlfriend, as a ficticious Software title named "GirlFriend1.0" , now read the original post again.

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 03:09
I guess youve got to have had one or have a chance of ever having one to understand.


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HZence
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 05:39
Preston you ass, what makes you think I'm not getting the joke?

To quote myself in response to CMC 101:

Quote: "It's a joke."


You ass.


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Damokles
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 20:04 Edited at: 2nd Mar 2004 21:20
I have a pretty good joystick, do you think that Girlfriend app can handle it ? Or shall I install special drivers ?

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2004 21:19
A while ago before I was married, a person I knew tried to use their Joystick with my version of Girlfriend1.0 but that had unexpected results for he and his puny little joystick. I eventually trashed that copy of GF1.0 and installed a new one, which I later upgraded to Wife1.0.

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Newbie Troan
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 04:28


lol!
im scared cuase I accutally got that

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TheAbomb12
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 07:08
does girlfriend 1.0 come with a disk drive? or do I need to upgrade to girlfriend 2.0 before I can use my floppy disk?

Amist the Blue Skies...
HZence
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 07:35
You need to download the patch called Puberty 0.8 Beta for that to work.


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did anyone buy
masterbation 2.0?

cause its seems there are alot of "w-ankers"(the term for people using the program) on here....
Phaelax
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 13:20
Quote: "noob, who can't spell noob"


Actually, he spelled it more closely than you did. For those who are old enough to really know the word, its newbie, later shortened by a younger generation to newb, or more currently noob cause they can't spell it.

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newbi 2 basic
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well I shortened it to

newbi when i had my nick

newbi2basic...

cause it looks better than

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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 14:54
nu-b

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hm, i was always under the impression that a newbie was anyone new to anything, and a noob was someone new to something but was also a very annoying and, well, "noob-ish" person.

oh, wow. insignificantpunks.cjb.net. we like orange treble clef notes, just for future reference.

no: website for progs yet.
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ok guys, there is a free version of getalife2.3 available. Please install the latested version.

Amist the Blue Skies...
zircher
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 20:53
I would, but I think wife 1.0 installed some spyware.

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What is "Girlfriend 1.0?" ?


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Quote: "What is "Girlfriend 1.0?" ?"


Are you actually serious?

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Damokles
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No, he actually refers to the fact that he never had one

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Megaton is currently running Handy1.5



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Mattman
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2004 23:22
I tried Girlfriend 1.0 but that blew up, now parental controls have stopped any chances of a girlfriend 2.0 or higher
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Posted: 4th Mar 2004 02:41
mattman, just run GF2.0 remotely, and always remember to be on the lookout for trojans

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Mattman
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Posted: 4th Mar 2004 03:27
u dont understand, parental controls are SERIOSULY on, no way off sneaking around with ANYTHING outside of school (man my like sucks)
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Posted: 4th Mar 2004 04:48 Edited at: 4th Mar 2004 04:54
yes, install your device in GF2.0 remotely (ie school, library, underbrush) If you give up on GF2.0 you find yourself using DIY1.0 (as the Spookster does ) or even the dreaded Handy1.5.

EDIT
On a side note: I just heard that there is an upgrade coming out soon for Handy1.5 and HandyAndHer5Sisters1.0 called RapidFists-O-FuryXL. Let me know if anyone gives it a try.

I am still running Wife1.0 with FreeSexPlus, but once in a blue moon I like to boot off of an old Disk that has GravisGrip4.x, just for fun

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"What the... Mooooooooooo!"

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