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Rob K
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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 20:26
In London all taxi cabs are required by law to carry a bale of hay.

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Fallout
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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 21:10
hehe. I love those old law clauses. There is a similar one, where on a specific day in a specific town in Scotland, it is legal to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow.

Blowing the shite out of people sinse 1981.
Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 21:42
lol a scottish kid at school told me about that... in germany where witchcraft is still taken seriusly (i even watched a witch trial on a german version of judge judy where this woman accused this girl of killing her cat through witchcraft). if your kid is born on a friday 15th(i think) of august, that child must be killed straight away, as it is said that a witch will try to re-enter this world on that day.

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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 22:26 Edited at: 12th Mar 2004 05:00
Fallout (and any others who find laws like that funny), have a look at http://www.dumblaws.com

Also, to keep this thread on track with random stuff, have a look at http://www.uselessknowledge.com
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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 22:33
This has always been my favourite stupid fact!


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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 22:35
I thought the holes you get in pen tops are there to stop you from choking to death on them (ie. get air through the holes). Am sure I heard that a few years ago...

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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 11th Mar 2004 22:36
Yeah, that's what they are for, but not all pens have them.

Toby Quan
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 00:55
Amazing.

But did you know that five out of four people are bad with fractions?
Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 02:02
lol, saw that on a t-shirt before

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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 02:10
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 02:19
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht

oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist

and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the

wrod as a wlohe.



Fkcunig amzanig huh?

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Wik
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 03:45
Thats cool!


Dave J
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 06:45
Quote: "Fallout (and any others who find laws like that funny), have a look at http://www.dumblaws.com"


I can't seem to find any on there. Damn site's impossible to navigate. I go through about a hundred links to find a page which has two images of "Country Laws" and "City Laws", and nothing else. Wtf?


Quote: "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht

oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist

and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the

wrod as a wlohe.



Fkcunig amzanig huh?"


Anidroccg to a rcraeseh at Cgdirbmae Utisreviny, it d'nseot mettar in waht oedr the lrettes in a wrod are

That's not quite true. There still has to be some continuity inside the word, this was posted before and someone else made a really mixed up version that was very hard to read normally. Despite the first and last letters being the same place, the middle is reversed making it almost ilbissopme to read.


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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 06:55
I can still read it like that (albeit slower and I never noticed there was an a when there shouldn't be, and I accidently put are in a different place, but I do that all the time!)

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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 13:11
@ Mr X

Anidroccg to crad cniyrrag lcitsiugnis planoissefors at an uemannd,
utisreviny in Bsitirh Cibmuloa, and crartnoy to the duoibus cmials of the
ueticnd rcraeseh, a slpmie, macinahcel ioisrevnn of ianretnl cretcarahs
araepps sneiciffut to csufnoe the eadyrevy oekoolnr.
Dave J
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 13:35
Exactly. You can only read it if you know the way it's mixed and have to physically read the first letter and then read it backwards. Show that to anyone else and they won't be able to understand it.

It would also be easier to read my previous example as you already knew what it read because it was just your sentance.


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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 13:48
that suicide things pretty cool

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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 14:45
Exeat, yeah, I think there was a *slight* problem last night on dumblaws.
I just checked and its up again now.
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Posted: 12th Mar 2004 15:16
I don't know if these are old or not, but I'll post them anyway.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Passionate Conservatude: Taking your money, jobs, environmental treasures and Constitution and using them against you.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the erson who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 13th Mar 2004 05:40
yo're right Exeat and FlashingBlade
LOL, TKF15H

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AnDrEy
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Posted: 13th Mar 2004 18:01
More Stupid Facts - also dunno if these are old or not


Marketing Mistakes

1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got
Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon
brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you
lactating?"

2. Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was
read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

3. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in
an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

4. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany
only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many
people had use for the "Manure Stick."

5. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the
same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label.
Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures
on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read.

6. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of
a notorious porno magazine.

7. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish
market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope"
(el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa).

8. Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated
into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

9. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela",
meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax",
depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to
find a phonetic equivalent "kokou kole", translating into "happiness
in the mouth."

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Saikoro
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Posted: 13th Mar 2004 19:22


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UnderLord
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Posted: 13th Mar 2004 20:03
ok how about this one why does every odd number even a equal number and why does every even number equal a even number IE (this only works with addition as far as i know)

1 + 1 = 2
12 + 12 = 24
5 + 5 = 10
19 + 19 = 38
17 + 17 = 34
14 + 14 = 28

you see every odd number equals a even number and every even number equals a even number.

The search continues.

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Flashing Blade
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Posted: 13th Mar 2004 20:30 Edited at: 13th Mar 2004 20:31
Thats 'cus even is divisible by 2 (this is what makes it even), and adding 2 same numbers is same as multiplying by 2. So what you saying is if you multiply any number by 2 then it is divisable by 2, which is not at all strange.
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Posted: 13th Mar 2004 23:35
Brazil has something similar to "Rock-Paper-Scissors", but instead
odd or even are used. You point out as many of your fingers on one hand, and if you'd picked the resulting type of number (odd or even)
you won. But, due to the fact that odd plus odd equals even, I allways
pick even, raising my chances of winning.

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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 14th Mar 2004 01:17
in tudor times they had a game, our equivilent to "slaps" or "knuckles" i guess, where u had to go into a forest and find a wooden stick/branch/whatever, aand take it in turns to whack each other on the head. the first to draw blood from the other's head, won.

in china they have a meal called "3 squeeks". it starts off with a pregnant rat on a platter in the middle of the table.
1) the rat give birth, pick up the new born baby by the tail and hear it go "squeek"
2) dip the rat in chilli sauce and hear it squeek
3) put into your mouth while it's still alive and just assume it went "squeek" as you chewed it.

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Saikoro
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Posted: 14th Mar 2004 04:22
man thats sick

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Posted: 14th Mar 2004 12:32 Edited at: 14th Mar 2004 12:32
It's still the law here in the UK that every man shall attend archery practice on Sundays incase we get invaded. No one does of course.


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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 15th Mar 2004 21:07
interesting...weird...poor Pet Rat

You're just jealous cuz the voices don't talk to you!!!
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Posted: 15th Mar 2004 21:12
Quote: "It's still the law here in the UK that every man shall attend archery practice on Sundays incase we get invaded. No one does of course."

Shame really - would like to do archery... Pretty useless against a UZI gun though, but you might be able to get in a quick Harold.


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Posted: 16th Mar 2004 01:50
Just thought I’d post these...

Ever Wonder Why abbreviated is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
When dog food is "New and Improved" tasting, who tests it?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Only In America...
...do we leave cars, worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put all our useless junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
...do pizzas get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Well... I hope everyone got a laugh...

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 16th Mar 2004 04:13
lol

You're just jealous cuz the voices don't talk to you!!!

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