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Geek Culture / German Army

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Phaelax
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Posted: 1st Apr 2004 22:46
I'm gonna be one of the first of several to come US soldiers to train through the German's basic training! It's part of a temporary program so that we can experience how other countries train.

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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 1st Apr 2004 23:39
good luck

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 00:32
will you get to learn German? German is cool

HZence
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ich spreche deutsch


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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 00:44
does that mean you speak german? Am i right? i am arent i...

CattleRustler
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 00:46
the only german I know is "German Scheisse Video" and I learned that from the South Park Movie a few years back.





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HZence
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the only german word in the phrase is "scheisse" which means crap or sh*t. german and video are quite american


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HZence is so...sma...nah never mind =P

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John H
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 01:48
Alls I know in german is

scheisse
gootantok (lol spelling?)

Just lots of HCHHHHHHHHHH and stuff in that language


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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 01:54
I read in a german dictionary that the word "Luft-Luft Rakete" is "Cruise Missile", which is kinda funny if you're a swede.

Luft = air in swedish
raket = rocket

so it's basically, air air rocket. kinda funny imo. but then again, my humour stinks.

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 01:59
Kartoffel means potato.
Links is left and rechts is right if I'm not mistaken.
Also, affengeil means "cool" or "awesome" or somthing like that, but if you translate it by separating it into two words it's:

affen = monkey or ape
geil = horny

monkeyhorny.

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 02:10 Edited at: 2nd Apr 2004 02:17
Ich kann Deutsches sprechen, aber, nur weil ich zu den Sprachwerkzeugen auf google ging und Englisch Deutschen antat. So habe ich wirklich kein Wissen an allen auf der deutschen Sprache.

How's that for a German sentence!

EDIT:

"å…« 月 份 çš„ 《 科 å­¸ 》 雜 誌 ("Science" journal) å ± å°Ž , 一 組 æ—¥ 本 科 å­¸ 家 æˆ? 功 地 複 製 (clone) 了 一 é ­ å?? å?« 「 莎 娜 ã€? (Xena) çš„ å°? æ¯? 豬 ( 見 附 圖 ) , 這 å°‡ 會 為 æ?? ä¾› 器 官 移 æ¤? 給 人 é¡ž 帶 來 ç©? 極 çš„ 希 望 。

複 製 這 å°? 豬 çš„ æ–¹ 法 是 利 用 å¾® 注 å°„ 技 è¡“ (microinjecting technique) , 把 豬 胎 å…’ (fetal pig) çš„ çš® 膚 ç´° 胞 çš„ 基 å›  物 質 (genetic material) , 用 é‡? 樣 çš„ å?¸ é‡? 管 (needle-like pipette) 注 å…¥ å·² å‰? 奪 了 本 身 çš„ 基 å›  物 質 çš„ å?µ å­? (egg) å…§ 。 這 æ–¹ 法 çš„ 特 點 是 å?ª 把 胎 å…’ çš„ æ?? è´ˆ ç´° 胞 (donor cell) çš„ 基 å›  特 質 轉 移 , å?¯ 以 把 染 色 é«” (chromosomes) éš” 離 , é?¿ å…? å?µ å­? 被 å…¶ ä»– ç´° 胞 æ ¸ 物 質 所 污 染 , 這 樣 å?¯ 幫 助 複 製 出 ä¿® 改 基 å›  çš„ 器 官 。

除 了 æ?? ä¾› 器 官 ä¾› 移 æ¤? 之 外 , 這 æ–¹ 法 é‚„ å?¯ 以 應 用 æ–¼ 改 良 牲 ç•œ å“? 種 , 幫 助 生 產 高 質 ç´  çš„ 肉 食 。"


cool, i can speak traditional chinese!
شباب... اليوم عرÙ?ت يعني شنو الحب من اول نظره..
اليوم Ø´Ù?ت شي.. ماينشاÙ? الا Ù?ÙŠ الصور.. اوÙ? اوÙ? اوÙ? اوÙ? اوÙ?...

اليوم كنت طالع الساعه 9 إلا ربع من البيت لأن الاهل مطرشيني اجيب لهم اغراض... وصلت عند دوار.. انا ماشي الا الجهة الثانيه Ø´Ù?ت شي اصÙ?ر خلاني ادووووووووووخ....
كملت طريقي لين الاشارات الي بعد الدوار وعلى طوووووول رجعت على الشارع الثاني.. ابي الحق هاللي اÙ?تنتني.. oh my god رهيبه..
واضغط له.. واشخط بين السيايير... الا المح سيارتها من بعيد.. وامشي بسررررررعه لين وقÙ?ت وراها... اوÙ?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù? اما جماااااال...
اي شكل.. اي خرابيط... عذبتننننننننننننننييييييييي...
انا دايما اشوÙ?ها Ù?ÙŠ المجلات وماتوقعت اشوÙ?ها Ù?ÙŠ قطر على الطبيعه..
اليوم تدرون (منو) Ø´Ù?ت.... :واو: :" :" دموع الÙ?رح... Ø´Ù?ت...
لامبورغيني Murcielago

آآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآآه ياقلبي.. هذي عمري ماتخيلت اني اشوÙ?ها.. لونها اصÙ?ر.. وشلون شكلها على الطبيعه غير.. اي Ù?تحات عليها.. اي شكل من ورا.. اي شكمان يقطع القلب.. والله اني دخت...
نسيت اغراض الاهل وقعدت الحقها حوالي 20 كيلو.. وانا امشي وراها 80 او 60 سرعتي..
حتى الشاحنات سبقتني... لأن اللامبور كانت محموله على سياره نقل ثانيه.. اووووووÙ?... مشيت من الجنب.. عذبتني بشكلها.. طالعتها من جدام.. آآآآآآآه مب ويه.. نسيت الدنيا واللي Ù?يها... هذي مب اي سياره اوÙ?Ù?Ù?Ù?... ياناس انجنييييييييييييت... سياره تخلي اعقل واحد يجن..
ماعرÙ? شقول.. شي ÙŠÙ?وق الخيال.. ماقدر ماقدر.. قلبي يعورني كلما تذكرتها... خلاص بسكت مابي اكمل.. :" عجييييييييييبه
And Arabic! (mabey i went overboard....)
i sure do wish i had a cool keyboard like that....
(the endless wonders of what you can copy and paste off the internet...)

empty
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 02:12
Quote: ""Luft-Luft Rakete" is "Cruise Missile""

Nah, it's AAM (air to air missile)

Quote: "geil = horny"

These days "geil" also means cool/great/wicked.


Good luck in Germany, Phaelex. It's a quite nice place- as soons as you get used to the prussian bureaucracy.

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 02:57
I spoke 4 languages in the course of my short pointless life...2 of them I forgot!


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Phaelax
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 04:15
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahahahaha, I knew it was a good one!

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 04:57
grrr, you 複 製 這 � 豬 的 方 法 是
First ED april fools joke, now this? what next....

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 10:43
Omg, your cat died!











APRIL FOOLS!!!!


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Posted: 2nd Apr 2004 10:56
empty, yeah you're probably right, my dictionary are pretty outdated.

cheers

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