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Geek Culture / If gerbals ran computers

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Joe Cooning
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Posted: 7th May 2004 22:39
This is an article I just wrote. See what you think. Enjoy! http://www.angelfire.com/games5/joecooning/gerbal.html If you have any good suggetions, feel free to give them.

"The greatest oxymoron . . . ever, 'Microsoft Works'."
zircher
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Posted: 7th May 2004 23:12
You could network your computers using Habitrails. (Some assembly required.)

You can replace the cupholder on your PC with a feed dispensor.

If you work at home, pizza crust would be a tax deduction.

Hibernate and sleep modes take on new meaning.

Homing pigeon wireless network optional.
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TAZ

Killswitch
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Posted: 8th May 2004 01:42
No more Windows v. Unix arguments - Just Gerbals v. Hamsters

~I see one problem with your reasoning: The fact is that is a chicken~
Elleomea
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Posted: 8th May 2004 02:35 Edited at: 8th May 2004 02:36
Dammit! Gerbils don't run computers, Hamsters do. Proof: http://mainframe39.mikeasoft.com/hamsteros/hamos3.gif

How much ham could a hamster stir, if a hamster could stir ham?
Joe Cooning
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Posted: 8th May 2004 05:48
Nice suggestions. Thanx, I just added some of them. Now for finding better ways to advertise...

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it!
CattleRustler
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Posted: 8th May 2004 06:01
Quote: "...Homing pigeon wireless network..."





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Killswitch
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Posted: 9th May 2004 01:19
No need to buy ink for your printer! The Gerbil can provide it all!

~I see one problem with your reasoning: The fact is that is a chicken~
OSX Using Happy Dude
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Posted: 9th May 2004 01:21
eurgh!


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