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Geek Culture / who would win:100 pirates or 100 ninjas? (serious disscussion)

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Douglass
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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 06:59
I just realized that these boards have NO pirate vs. ninja polls. This is a question I ask everyone: if for some reason 100 pirates fought 100 ninja would would win? remember that they all have the stuff you would expect them to have. for example, ninjas have swords and shurikins and ninja fortresses and pirates have guns, hooks and pirate ships. and before you automatically pick ninjas seriously consider the pirates abilities. personally i think pirates would win because they have parrots and monkeys and smell really bad.

so what does everyone think?

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You gotto think that ninjas can move realy fast and block bullets with swords...... but i can see how the monkeys might be useful hehehehehe

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ninjas would ownz pirates


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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 10:18
Quote: "who would win:100 pirates or 100 ninjas? (serious disscussion)"


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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 10:23
ive figured it out first the monkeys will kill all the pirates and the ninjas!!!!!!! ITS BRILLIANT!!!!!

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 10:58
I'm with Jeku, the bigots lose.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 11:27
I say the Barbarian Horde kills everyone...

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KILL!


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None of you know what you are talking about.

The ninjas would win, because they would fly in, flip out and then cut everyones head off, including the parrots and monkeys - then they'd all start wailing on their guitars.

You should check out this totally factual site before you start comparing ninja to pirates : http://www.realultimatepower.net

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 15:39
Na, pirates everytime.

They could use their hidden treasures and gold to buy weapons of mass destruction.


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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 15:51
LOL, I've just been on that site IanM posted, and saw this in the Pump-Up section.

Quote: "Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork. "



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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 17:56
Quote: "You should check out this totally factual site before you start comparing ninja to pirates : http://www.realultimatepower.net"


We already established that the owner of that site is crazy the last time this was posted.


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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 17:56
But the pirates have guns, long range attack weapon
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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 17:58
Did they even exist during the same time frame?

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 18:09
Quote: "But the pirates have guns, long range attack weapon "


No they don't, Pirates have wooden legs and hooks.


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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 18:10
This is the most stupid discussion I've ever heard ...

.. because it's clearly ninjas.

As soon as the ninjas get to hand to hand combat, they have won.
Ninjas are trained sinse birth.
Pirates have diseases sinse birth.
Ninjas are fearless.
Pirates are homosexual.
Battlefield ninjas are also trained to act as a unit.
The pirates wouldn't even know they were there before they were killed.
The pirates, would be drunk.


.. uhh .. but this discussion is stupid.

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ninjas.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 18:16
Who knows, who cares. The fact is pirates have Morale -2 as an inherant trait and a 1d8 200ft long range attack weapon, that's even disregarding the cannons on their ship, and the ninjas are stealth +4 but stealth modifiers don't even count on the ocean, where they would be fighting! Duh! So obviously the pirates come out with only 25% losses.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 18:26
Ninjas can go underwater and stab holes into the termite infested underside of the pirate ship's hull.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 18:34
Pirates are more crafty and don't play the rules.
But Ninjas are swift and have the advantage of being silent as a mouse when they want to be, and they go by ninja traditions(which is playing by the rules).

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 19:28
Ninjas - every time.

I mean... Shinobi vs. Guybrush Threepwood?

No contest!

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:08
Quote: "http://www.realultimatepower.net"


That site is Funny as hell!!

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:18 Edited at: 5th Jun 2004 20:23
heck, you shouldn't be asking who would win 100 pirates or 100 ninjas... you should be asking who would win 100 pirates and 1 ninja!

and i would still say the ninja would win

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still don't believe me? here's virtual proof

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:33 Edited at: 5th Jun 2004 20:40

nuf' said

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:34
Ok, It's a good thing you deleted my posts.
@Hexgear: That japonise guy's sidekick was french!? That's little odd don't ya think.
Again thnks rich for deleting my posts. I'll shut up now.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:40
I guess their trying to appeal to the european game market by adding real life actor jean reno to the game. Something to do with the Japanese guy in the past and the French guy in the future and bringing them together to combat some kinda evil.

Abomb: lol, the pirate has no chance! unless that guy in the background is a pirate...

Douglass
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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:44
i knew this was gonna happen.
okay , first of all, realultimatepower.net is just plain stupid (if you want something funny check out http://realultimatepower.tk/) and that trailer show the guy fighting samurai which he was probably used to fighting and they DIDNT have any guns.

pirates are used to defeating well trained ships and have special pirate skillz which you all must consider...

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 20:58
Pirates are the scum of the earth...






... oh wait, wrong thread.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 21:43
college students have waaaaaaaay to much time on thier hands these days... but still funny as hell ^_^ hahaa

Pirates & Ninja's did exist at the same time, but on opposite ends of the world so god knows if they ever actually met; would be interesting to find out though, eh?

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 22:10
Quote: "Pirates & Ninja's did exist at the same time, but on opposite ends of the world "

I thought Chinese/Japanese pirates also existed. Though, they wouldn't look anything like the Skull+crossbones type we're used to.

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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 22:20 Edited at: 5th Jun 2004 22:20
Well, which site do u like better?

Pirate? http://maddox.xmission.com/
or Ninja? http://www.ninjapirate.com/

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Ian T
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Posted: 5th Jun 2004 22:38
Here's a far more balanced duel: 100 demon penguins versus 100 ninja mice. Your take?

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Posted: 6th Jun 2004 00:25
ninja mice

@hexgear, thats what i was going to say


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Btw, Ninja's don't play by the rules. They don't sneak into your room, quitely wake you up and challenge you to a duel. They murder your whole family than disembowel you before hanging you by your own intestines, as ordered by their master.

People also seem to have forgotten ninjas have many ranged weapons, including poison spitting needle, shurikens and of course, bows, which are probably as effective as rifles/muskets/blunderbusses. You can fire an arrow every 5 seconds, but can't cap off more than 3 rounds a minute with a musket.

Finally, ninjas have magic armpits, which they can climb inside, and act as a portal. So a ninja can bridge the gap between land and the boat by climbing inside their magic armpits and appearing onboard, before climbing back out and tucking their armpits away. Translocation: Armpit Meditation is its official title.

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*Ponders* just how many here have read Shojun...

Tring to be realistic, it would depend apon the situation. If the pirate forces where at sea then the ninjas would have little choice but to die tring to get to the ships or run inland failing their task and commiting sepuku. Now if the pirates landed inland it would probably vary quiet allot. If given distance the pirates would probably tear to shreds the first few waves with guns but once the ninjas got in close I don't think western swordmenship really matche that great up against the training of weaponship of the ninja. To be honest, far to many variables could change the tide of the battle.

*And just to make note, Im not basing of the pirate image so many look at but the pireteers that where sanctioned by the goverment.


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