Thanks CR. I combined them all here.
Sung to the music/beat Paul Revere - Beastie Boys: licensed to ill
Now here's a little story - I got to tell
About three l337 coders - you know so well
It started way back in history
with Mike J., RDavey, and Da man Lee B.
been had a little bug and a grand idea
just me and my Codez and a quart of beer
typing wit my hand - not working as planned
Humbil's posse on my tail cuz dey haven't been banned
One T.G.C. I be
All by myself - without nobody
The CPU's chugging down on code datz phat
The chip is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
looking for a fix - I ran into a snag
I would check the Forum - if it wasn't for the lag.
R.Davey told a story that sounded well rehearsed
"We didn't actually say...", damn that one hurts
The brew was in my hand - my codez was in the WIP
I posted my thread - asking for a tip
I said "Can I get some?"
Dey said "You can't get none!"
My program won't run
It isn't any fun
2D was slow on the draw - my sprites looked dead
Looked at the bug reports and this is what they said.
"Now my name is TCA - My site has da DLL
I think you know what time it is - it's time for U12"
Now what do we have here - A post that isn't clear
It's all in caps, 2 minutes lapsed, "NOONE KNOWS HERE?"
IanM tried to answer him - he had the code, I had a grin
You think this problems over but it's ready to begin
Now I got it to run, but the .exe grew
you got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
You can throw it away or try BlueIDE
I thought I'd buy BlitZ - so i filled out the order
The shredders busy now I thought they sold it for a quarter
I coded like this - I coded like that
I coded with a wiffleball bat
So my code will now run - CR roped another one
and right about now - it's time to have some fun
MOD RobK - that is my name
I know the fly spot where they got the update
We coded for six-hours then we hit the spot
The thread was thumping "any girlies here?", NOT!
This dude was there posting like he knows who we are
1000 bugs fixed and that's just the start
TCA said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said "I didn't" - but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this aint funny
My names Lee B. and I'm about to get money."
He bumped up the RAM - aimed it at the sky
He yelled "FPSC, It' something you must buy!"
Hands went up their jaws hit the floor
Rich banned two kids that spammed our board
"I'm Rich Davey and I get respect -
Internet for future updates, is what I expect!"
The board wasn't wit it and tried to state their case
RPGamer grabbed the kid at camp and punched him in the face
The camp kids out - My download stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Lee B. grabbed da money - Mike J. fixed some code
RDavey grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
