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Naeza
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 21:38
I just made an important discovery about relationships which i thought i would share with you guys:
Never tell your girlfriend that you think her aunt is a "milf".
And if you do, don't proceed with explaining the meaning of the term "milf". I tell you, those metal pipes on vacuum cleaners bashed against your face hurts like hell.

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flibX0r
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 22:36
lol, dat true man


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Dave J
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 22:51 Edited at: 20th Aug 2004 22:51
Who would be that stupid in the first place...?


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flibX0r
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 22:57
obviously he was...


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Dave J
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 23:21
I know, I was just joking around. But seriously, what could have been going through his mind?


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flibX0r
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 23:23
he was probably sitting in his room with the vacuum cleaner thinking about his girlfriends aunt...


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 23:57
What in the hell is a "milf"?
Please, enlighten me.

bitJericho
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Posted: 20th Aug 2004 23:59
O_o... ..

.

i would say search google..

..

but you'll find PR0n, let's just say it's a 'good looking lady who has had children' ie, mother

Naeza
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:27
>Who would be that stupid in the first place...?
Well I guess deep down i was hoping that she would tell her aunt that she's a milf, and then her aunt would be disturbingly flattered by my comment. As time passed by the thought of being a milf would grow on her as to the point where she would accept her newly given place in nature and explore her newfound beauty upon my young and eager soul. Either that or she'll bake me a cake. Both good.


>he was probably sitting in his room with the vacuum cleaner thinking about his girlfriends aunt...
lol i wish.

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Ian T
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:29
That was smart

JokerZ
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:31 Edited at: 21st Aug 2004 00:31
Just approach your aunt when your girlfriend isn't around.
You might be surprised at how 'accomodating' a MILF can be.
No need to be bashful, just talk to her. MILF's like being the object of a young lads desire..

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zircher
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:33
Either that or expect more bodily harm.
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bitJericho
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:36 Edited at: 21st Aug 2004 00:36
it'd be worth the risk

see the little smirk on his ( ) face

CattleRustler
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:36
heh MILF
(Mom I'd Like to F...)


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bitJericho
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:37
heh, didn't realize it was an acronym..

David T
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:39 Edited at: 21st Aug 2004 00:39
You can just use google, search...

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bitJericho
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 00:47
another reason why teh google rocks

Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 01:57
The upside is even if she turns you down, there is a good chance she will do your dishes anyway. Tops.

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Ilya
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 01:58 Edited at: 21st Aug 2004 01:59
Here's what milf is:
edit-oh someone already said
edit-click da source button to see

Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 02:08
"Find"? When did anyone use that version? Also kind of creepy. So you would like to find her eh? Hmmm....

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Ilya
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 02:13
I found it on dictionary.com.

Naeza
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 03:52 Edited at: 21st Aug 2004 04:04
>it'd be worth the risk
Sure would

>The upside is even if she turns you down, there is a good chance she will do your dishes anyway. Tops.

I hadn't even though about that one! This just keeps getting better and better. And if i do get to milf her up, i'd be my girlfriends unofficial uncle! Or whatever title you get when dating an aunt..

Maybe i'll just shut up now..

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Ian T
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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 04:15
*Sends thread to girlfriend's email*

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Posted: 21st Aug 2004 11:50
It's surprising how many people haven't seen American Pie. o_O


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